Here’s my fridge…mostly fruit, vegetables, and eggs. I eat a lot of salads because I don’t often cook and I don’t like leftovers. I did, however, make super hot New Mexico green chile sauce from scratch.
Champagne is from hosting an event and the beer helps me paint. I can whip up tasty shrimp spring rolls or sushi, but no seafood now. Since I stopped buying ice cream and dairy, I discovered Redd-wip. Gwyneth Paltrow may think that cheese from a can is not as tasty as crack, but I’d have to disagree. I think it’s pretty tasty, that’s why Cheez Wiz and Brie are not in my fridge.
I await your verdict!
We all have our type. Some of us love the Girl Next Door. Some love the Bad Boy. Some dig the Mr. Big.
What makes life a bit more complicated is that most of us are more than just one type. We overlap, with different character traits from different archetypes.
And though it’s annoying when life is not as simple as we want it to be, it does make it more interesting. And Janell, you’re one interesting lady. Out of my 12 lady archetypes, you seem to be an Urban Sophisticate with a sprinkle of the Girl Next Door and Arty Hipster.
Lets break down each one:
The Urban Sophisticate
First off, you have champers, the cornerstone of any Urban Sophisticate refrigerator. It’s an adult beverage about celebration and enjoying the moment, something we can all do a bit more of. It’s also one of those drinks that we truly appreciate more as we get older.
The fact that you’re hosting events places you safely in this category. Most of us host friends over, but an event is a whole other story. The fact your event served champers tells me it must have been knocking on the sophisticated side of town.
Now, even though you work, you can also ‘whip up’ adult favorites like shrimp rolls and sushi. There’s a cool factor with the Urban Sophisticated. They’re on top of trends and I get that vibe from you.
Though a willingness to feed someone can me construed as The Nurturer, I see it a bit different as you’re more about preparing a meal when the opportunity arises rather than always having a meal to make on standby.
Lastly, I like that you have Brooklyn Lager. It’s a quality beer, Brooklyn is where the ‘cool kids’ now live and you can offer more than one drink choice. Which leads us to…
The Girl Next Door
GND’s drink beer. They have to, as they usually have a healthy stable of male friends. And any girl who finds cheez whiz tastier than crack is the kind of chick that guys love hanging out with. (And secretly fawn over)
Now, I can’t say you’re pure, but it is nice to see you care for Mother Earth and have a Brita filter on standby. I also find GND’s can whip up comfy food and your homemade green chili sauce hits the bull’s-eye.
Plus, GND’s are usually active and have bodacious booties. You’re eating very healthy with fruits, veggies, sushi, salad and almond milk. It’s unusual for someone to eat this healthy and not be active. Thus, the odds that said bootie = bodacious is quite high.
The Arty Hipster
The arty part is a layup as you paint. The fact that you make the above dishes from scratch cements it.
Now, I’m not sure if your cease and desist order on dairy is for health or moral reasons, but that combined with no beef or chicken is an arty hipster move. (You also seem too witty and less spiritual to be the Vegan Yoga Gal)
The Arty Hipster usually doesn’t have a ton of money and from your fridge model, you don’t seem to be rolling in Benjamins. This is not to say you don’t have a solid career, it’s just not in Law, Medicine or on Wall Street.
You’re like an Urban Arty Girl Next Door. And from what I see from your fridge, a girl I’d like to set up with my friends with.
Fridge Dating Scorecard
Shag on first date: 8
You’re busy hosting and painting, and thus, don’t have much time to waste. With the champers and beer on standby, along with some tasty shareable munchies when needed, if you want something, I see you taking it.
You have qualities I like: healthy, a host, confident, a bodacious bod, and you drink.
One concern is artists are often wackypack, which is great for sex, but not for marriage. I’m glad to see with your hosting, culinary skills, social life and GND-ness, you reach beyond that.
Sleeping with the Enemy: 4
As you paint, you’re automatically bumped up to yellow alert. (It might be a glitch in the Fridge Dating Scorecard software)
I do like to see your fridge is clean and organized, a good sign of sanity. Plus, as you take relatively good care of your produce (bananas in the fridge aside), it puts me at ease a bit.
I’d feel comfy with a pet bunny around you, I probably just wouldn’t buy you one.