Fridge Post #34
3rd date tonight, she’s cooking so I snagged a fridge pic. This girl is super sexy and really cool so far, but does the fridge say anything sketchy?
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Life can feel like a beauty pageant. We’re constantly judged from looks to talent, and by the time it’s over, we feel like the wrong ones get crowned.
So today, just for fun, we’re going to host the first Miss Fridge Pageant.
(Cue Tony Danza and David Hasselhoff singing a cheesy duet)
We’ll judge your date’s fridge across multiple categories, and see if this girl matches your description.
Lifestyle and Fitness
There’s a pageant formula that dates back to its infancy: healthy diet + exercise – junk food = one luscious lady.
In this fridge, that’s exactly what I see….
• It’s like a veggie party, with peppers, broccoli, carrots, lettuce, tomatoes and zucchini all invited.
• She has a reusable water bottle to fuel workouts on the go, and Red Bull for when she needs that extra boost while jumping out of planes.
• She watches calories when she can, backed up by her skim milk, cranberry juice, Good mayo and pure maple syrup (vs. corn syrup substitutes).
• Yes, she has a Costco-size stash of alcohol, but I assume most is for hosting, which we’ll judge next round.
• Her fridge itself is a looker. I can’t tell the brand from this pic, but with the deep wide shelves, quality interior and turbo ice-maker, this model is a beauty.
This contestant is a born host. If she had any more beer in her fridge, I’d be afraid we’re dealing with Heidi Fleiss ;).
With this many beer brands, she’s clearly catering to other people’s tastes. And from what I can see of her wine and champers line up, it’s a murders row, with Venge Syrah as the starting pitcher and Veuve Cliquot batting cleanup.
This is a girl who knows how to celebrate, a great quality. To round out her chilled bar, she has Uncle Val’s gin, with enough mixers and lemons to ensure her guests are Ubering home happy.
She also eats meat, which shows she’s not all about counting calories, and along with her condiments, she’s probably a Girl Next Door and a caliente-keeper.
I’m sure she cares about World Peace (who doesn’t?), but this contestant’s philanthropic cause is the environment. She has a reusable water bottle for on the go and clearly has a water source at home to avoid chucking plastic.
She’s using real maple syrup, over a corn syrup alternative, plus she supports products such as Good Mayo, which uses hemp, is very sustainable and is beneficial to the environment.
On Stage Question
Stonehill: I can see you like to host a party. Are you okay without the crowd and attention, and appreciate quality time one-on-one?
Fridge: Great question, Stonehill. Yes, I love to host my friends and as I’m single now, my friends are my life.
Whether with friends or a boyfriend, I do love quiet time. I never drift from my friends though. When I see a friend disappear for a relationship, it’s a bad sign.
I like to bring my bo into my group of friends, yet I want him to feel special. The Martini Rossi is for a party, the Vueve is for us.
(Standing ovation from the crowd. Mary Hart is swooning. Trump just fainted)
Though she has several talents, one that sticks out is her ability to make a killer brunch on the weekends.
From steak & eggs to real maple syrup, Mimosas to Bloody Mary’s, fresh brewed coffee to OJ, breakfast in bed with this girl is as good as it gets. Throw in the Sunday paper and her in your boxers, and I see no reason to leave.
So that’s the end of our competition. The judges are adding up the scorecards. Price Waterhouse Coopers is certifying the results.
And the winner is…you! (And her, of course ☺) Cause we’re crowning her Miss Fridge!
This girl clearly worth getting to know better, which is why we date in the first place. She might not be your future wife, but you’re lucky to date her either way.
Fridge Dating Scorecard (on scale of 1 to 10)
Sex on first date: 8.5
With all you can drink beer, wine and champers, you’re riding shotgun on the Saucy Town Express. An obstacle can be a partygoer who won’t leave or she’s playing host past your bedtime, but her fridge is not this sexy by accident.
She’s got many qualities in a potential partner, from beauty and fun, to generosity and intelligence. When I see fridges like this, I often think the sky is the limit, but a red flag is once she settles down, can she let the party pad go.
Sleeping with the Enemy: 3
Her fridge is neat and organized, a good sign she has her shit together. With that much beer and wine, if they were all one brand, I’d be concerned she’s obsessive, but I’m glad to see variety.
Now, a shitload of alcohol can cloud our judgment. Plus, that much Red Bull can keep her up from now through Christmas. Though her score is low, we have to bump her a smidge on the BYB scale.