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A Dating Guide

Prologue: Winter 1998

We’ve all been there: on a date when we get that first invitation back to their apartment. Considering I made out with Haley in the street on our last date, one thing was certain: tonight I was going to see her topless.

Factoring that in with her preppy looks, her Princeton education and her Jewish background, I guesstimated that I had a 50% chance of sex-sex and a 40% chance of something even more personal to women than sex-sex: oral sex ... Read More

Fridge Analysis

Hey Stonehill,

Here’s my fridge. What’ya think???

-Mindy

Stonehill Analysis

Mindy, your fridge reminds me of a line in The 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy asks Jay if he’s good looking and Jay tells him, he’s a good-looking cat, but you can’t see it. Same with your fridge.

You’ve got some great stuff going on here. But at first glance, you might think, “wow…this fridge is a shithole”. Because, frankly, it is. And I’m saying this cause you truly are a cool cat, which I’m going to get to in a minute. You’re just not letting others see it.

So lets get the constructive criticism out of the way first…

For starters, your fridge is a mess. There’s no organization, and that schmutz on the bottom looks like it’s been there long enough to pay rent. Your frozen fruits are falling off the shelves, and your frozen veggies are making a run for it. I see stuff in there that dates back to the Bush Administration.

The egg carton looks like it’s crashing your fridge roof-rave, and god invented Tupperware for a reason. I’m impressed that you cook, but pots are meant to live in ovens, not fridges.

Unfortunately, this fridge gives off the wackypack vibe. You might not be, but it’s important to know that’s the vibe you’re giving off. Single woman + fridge pigsty + cat is stereotyped for a reason.

That all said, you got some great attributes and I want them to shine…

First off, you fulfill the classic formula passed down from father to son: healthy diet + exercise = 1 saucy set.

You’d downing tons of fruits and veggies and with the MyoFusion and protein, you’re clearly exercising. Plus, you have other supplements, from Brew Dr. Kombucha to Real Food Organic, that all do your body good.

I also like that you’re clever and resourceful. You make you’re own yogurt, wine and cheese. If you didn’t have electricity, you’d be a sexy Amish.

You’re even a survivalist. You have enough shit on hand to chill when the big one hits, plus frozen veggies to make a seriously mean salsa.

And you got the little things. I love that you have real maple syrup. It blows away corn syrup-based crap and fixing pancakes for a lucky dude on Sunday morning is what weekends are made of. Per your 10 milks and creamer, you’re also ready to wake him to the smell of fresh brewed coffee.

I can go on, but you get my point. You got killer stuff in here, but it’s getting lost. Like a shitty forest drowning out some awesome trees. It’s a no-brainer you’re hot, but that’s only enough for the short team. For the long haul, we don’t marry crazy. We just bang them.

Now, the goods news is it’s easy to change. Here are some suggestions:
• Stop hoarding and throw shit out.
• Organize. If it can’t fit in your fridge, get rid of it. Or better yet, have a get-together at your house and serve it.
• Clean. Wipe down the shelves, mop the floor and find a better home for what’s atop the fridge.
• Focus. You have so much going on in your life, which is great. (And if we can’t find happiness on our own, we won’t with anyone else) But my concern is when I see a single’s fridge packed to the brim, they don’t have room in their life for anyone else.
• Go out. I love that you’re eating half a health-food store. But when single, you have to get out and meet people. With a fridge this packed, you might have too many meals at home.

That’s a good start. We all have shit to work on and no one’s perfect.

Though it’s annoying, life can be a game. And we all have to play it. So put your best foot forward. You’ll be like Ally Sheedy at the end of The Breakfast Club. With a little makeover, we’ll be like, holy crap, this Mindy’s awesome.

Fridge Dating Scorecard (on scale of 1 to 10)

Shag on first date: 8
I don’t think I can come up with a better line than, “Would you like to try my homemade wine?” If that doesn’t grease the rails to Saucy Town, the shots of Fireball sure will.

Marry: 5.5
I see a lady with a ton of potential. You take care of yourself, have personality and you’re clever + resourceful.

My concern is that chaos in one’s fridge usually means chaos in one’s life. I think you can get there, you just has to work on a few things. (Starting with losing the generic ketchup. Any respectable wife buys Heinz ☺)

Boil your Bunny: 4
If you can boil milk to make yogurt, you can boil bunnies to make fear. With so many assets, I won’t sound the alarm, but the mess and survival skills are red flags.

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Aussie Cosmo 4


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don’t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 4 of 4…


Batting clean up is Rachael and Joel.

Crosby, Stills and Nash taught us to “Teach our children well”.  Joel is probably doing just that.  Like our above couples, it’s always fun to see what kind of clues we can pick up from the front of one’s fridge.  The fact that he’s got a Teachers Health Fund calendar on his fridge helps connect the dots.

Can we also guess he’s in real estate?  Sure.  But what’s interesting is there are two different real estate company calendars on there, both from 2014, so I have to assume he can’t work at both.

Now, I can’t say that Rachael works with kids, but she might be a kid at heart.   She has that cute little chameleon and climbing dude on her fridge, which is very sweet.  And with that much milk, she has to come to the harsh realization that she’s no longer 6.

Now, lets put on our detective hats and see what else we can uncover…

Clue

They each have more than 1 beer brand.

Conclusion

They’re both handy hosts.

With more than 1 beer brand, they’re catering to more than one taste.  This is a quality I like to see.

It’s also a good sign that they’re both social, and thus compatible on that front.  Plus, Rachael has a watermelon.  If you’re buying uncut watermelon, the odds are it’s to host peeps at your pad or bring it to a buddy’s for a BBQ.

Clue

They both stock plenty of fruits and veggies

Conclusion

They both have bonable bods.

Nothing says more about our health than our food and drink.  Any trainer will tell you that if you’re eating like shit, all the exercise in the world can only do so much.

In addition to the fruits and veggies, they both stock yogurt and a serious stash of salad dressing.

If someone is not taking of their looks when they’re single, they’ll most likely look even worse when they’re married.  By no means would I say life is easy when you’re single.  But it sure ain’t easier when you’re married with a mortgage and 2 kids.  The window we have to make it to the gym gets tighter and tighter.

Now, I’m not talking about being a size 2 or a size 12.  I’m talking about being healthy.

As for Joel, he’s probably working out as he has Powerade and with only 1 bottle of water, it can’t be his primary water source at home, so I have to assume the bottle is for on the go.

And the promising sign about Rachael’s produce drawer?  There’s a shitload of produce in it.

It’s good to see all you Ausies eating well.  Americans are so fat, half our population can be seen from the Space Station.

Clue

They both have a half-gallon of milk.

Conclusion

They’re both AOK in the strong bones department.  And both big on breakie.

As I see plenty of overlapping foods, with enough to share, it tells me they’re making a place for each other in their lives.

And I’d assume they spend more weekend time at Rachael’s house.  The last time I saw so many eggs, I was watching Chicken Run, and with no other baking ingredients, I have to assume they’re for breakfast.  To fill out the perfect breakie meal, she has bacon, almond milk and fruit.

Clue

They both have relatively inexpensive fridges.

Conclusion

Timing is on their side.

By the looks of their fridges and the brands they buy, they look compatible financially.  Neither one of them are getting laid based off their fridge model (we’re not talking a Sub Zero or Viking here), but they’re a step up from starter models.

Plus, they both spend more for foreign beers, and even though Corona is considered piss in Mexico, they’ve done a brilliant job marketing themselves as a premiere brand around the world.

As I touch on above, timing is so important when it comes to dating.  If they’re in a similar place in their careers and lives, the timing is more conducive for a long-term relationship.

Both also look like they’re renting.  (Or they have to consider firing their interior decorators ;)  This is not a crack on them, or their fridges, these are just not the kind of fridges you’d normally see in owner-occupied homes.

Clue

Both of their fridge pix are fuzzy.

Conclusion

They’re either both are in desperate need of LASIC or will never make a living as a photographer.

Final Formula

I think we can sum up Joel and Rachael with the below dating formula…

J + R < $$$ + > bonable bods + > Pig Pen = 1 CC

Translation…

Joel and Rachael don’t have a ton of money but look solid financially
Both have bonable bods
Both are not neat freaks but are cleaner than Pig Pen
Which makes them 1 Compatible Couple
ZoomInfo
Aussie Cosmo 4


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don’t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 4 of 4…


Batting clean up is Rachael and Joel.

Crosby, Stills and Nash taught us to “Teach our children well”.  Joel is probably doing just that.  Like our above couples, it’s always fun to see what kind of clues we can pick up from the front of one’s fridge.  The fact that he’s got a Teachers Health Fund calendar on his fridge helps connect the dots.

Can we also guess he’s in real estate?  Sure.  But what’s interesting is there are two different real estate company calendars on there, both from 2014, so I have to assume he can’t work at both.

Now, I can’t say that Rachael works with kids, but she might be a kid at heart.   She has that cute little chameleon and climbing dude on her fridge, which is very sweet.  And with that much milk, she has to come to the harsh realization that she’s no longer 6.

Now, lets put on our detective hats and see what else we can uncover…

Clue

They each have more than 1 beer brand.

Conclusion

They’re both handy hosts.

With more than 1 beer brand, they’re catering to more than one taste.  This is a quality I like to see.

It’s also a good sign that they’re both social, and thus compatible on that front.  Plus, Rachael has a watermelon.  If you’re buying uncut watermelon, the odds are it’s to host peeps at your pad or bring it to a buddy’s for a BBQ.

Clue

They both stock plenty of fruits and veggies

Conclusion

They both have bonable bods.

Nothing says more about our health than our food and drink.  Any trainer will tell you that if you’re eating like shit, all the exercise in the world can only do so much.

In addition to the fruits and veggies, they both stock yogurt and a serious stash of salad dressing.

If someone is not taking of their looks when they’re single, they’ll most likely look even worse when they’re married.  By no means would I say life is easy when you’re single.  But it sure ain’t easier when you’re married with a mortgage and 2 kids.  The window we have to make it to the gym gets tighter and tighter.

Now, I’m not talking about being a size 2 or a size 12.  I’m talking about being healthy.

As for Joel, he’s probably working out as he has Powerade and with only 1 bottle of water, it can’t be his primary water source at home, so I have to assume the bottle is for on the go.

And the promising sign about Rachael’s produce drawer?  There’s a shitload of produce in it.

It’s good to see all you Ausies eating well.  Americans are so fat, half our population can be seen from the Space Station.

Clue

They both have a half-gallon of milk.

Conclusion

They’re both AOK in the strong bones department.  And both big on breakie.

As I see plenty of overlapping foods, with enough to share, it tells me they’re making a place for each other in their lives.

And I’d assume they spend more weekend time at Rachael’s house.  The last time I saw so many eggs, I was watching Chicken Run, and with no other baking ingredients, I have to assume they’re for breakfast.  To fill out the perfect breakie meal, she has bacon, almond milk and fruit.

Clue

They both have relatively inexpensive fridges.

Conclusion

Timing is on their side.

By the looks of their fridges and the brands they buy, they look compatible financially.  Neither one of them are getting laid based off their fridge model (we’re not talking a Sub Zero or Viking here), but they’re a step up from starter models.

Plus, they both spend more for foreign beers, and even though Corona is considered piss in Mexico, they’ve done a brilliant job marketing themselves as a premiere brand around the world.

As I touch on above, timing is so important when it comes to dating.  If they’re in a similar place in their careers and lives, the timing is more conducive for a long-term relationship.

Both also look like they’re renting.  (Or they have to consider firing their interior decorators ;)  This is not a crack on them, or their fridges, these are just not the kind of fridges you’d normally see in owner-occupied homes.

Clue

Both of their fridge pix are fuzzy.

Conclusion

They’re either both are in desperate need of LASIC or will never make a living as a photographer.

Final Formula

I think we can sum up Joel and Rachael with the below dating formula…

J + R < $$$ + > bonable bods + > Pig Pen = 1 CC

Translation…

Joel and Rachael don’t have a ton of money but look solid financially
Both have bonable bods
Both are not neat freaks but are cleaner than Pig Pen
Which makes them 1 Compatible Couple
ZoomInfo
Aussie Cosmo 4


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don’t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 4 of 4…


Batting clean up is Rachael and Joel.

Crosby, Stills and Nash taught us to “Teach our children well”.  Joel is probably doing just that.  Like our above couples, it’s always fun to see what kind of clues we can pick up from the front of one’s fridge.  The fact that he’s got a Teachers Health Fund calendar on his fridge helps connect the dots.

Can we also guess he’s in real estate?  Sure.  But what’s interesting is there are two different real estate company calendars on there, both from 2014, so I have to assume he can’t work at both.

Now, I can’t say that Rachael works with kids, but she might be a kid at heart.   She has that cute little chameleon and climbing dude on her fridge, which is very sweet.  And with that much milk, she has to come to the harsh realization that she’s no longer 6.

Now, lets put on our detective hats and see what else we can uncover…

Clue

They each have more than 1 beer brand.

Conclusion

They’re both handy hosts.

With more than 1 beer brand, they’re catering to more than one taste.  This is a quality I like to see.

It’s also a good sign that they’re both social, and thus compatible on that front.  Plus, Rachael has a watermelon.  If you’re buying uncut watermelon, the odds are it’s to host peeps at your pad or bring it to a buddy’s for a BBQ.

Clue

They both stock plenty of fruits and veggies

Conclusion

They both have bonable bods.

Nothing says more about our health than our food and drink.  Any trainer will tell you that if you’re eating like shit, all the exercise in the world can only do so much.

In addition to the fruits and veggies, they both stock yogurt and a serious stash of salad dressing.

If someone is not taking of their looks when they’re single, they’ll most likely look even worse when they’re married.  By no means would I say life is easy when you’re single.  But it sure ain’t easier when you’re married with a mortgage and 2 kids.  The window we have to make it to the gym gets tighter and tighter.

Now, I’m not talking about being a size 2 or a size 12.  I’m talking about being healthy.

As for Joel, he’s probably working out as he has Powerade and with only 1 bottle of water, it can’t be his primary water source at home, so I have to assume the bottle is for on the go.

And the promising sign about Rachael’s produce drawer?  There’s a shitload of produce in it.

It’s good to see all you Ausies eating well.  Americans are so fat, half our population can be seen from the Space Station.

Clue

They both have a half-gallon of milk.

Conclusion

They’re both AOK in the strong bones department.  And both big on breakie.

As I see plenty of overlapping foods, with enough to share, it tells me they’re making a place for each other in their lives.

And I’d assume they spend more weekend time at Rachael’s house.  The last time I saw so many eggs, I was watching Chicken Run, and with no other baking ingredients, I have to assume they’re for breakfast.  To fill out the perfect breakie meal, she has bacon, almond milk and fruit.

Clue

They both have relatively inexpensive fridges.

Conclusion

Timing is on their side.

By the looks of their fridges and the brands they buy, they look compatible financially.  Neither one of them are getting laid based off their fridge model (we’re not talking a Sub Zero or Viking here), but they’re a step up from starter models.

Plus, they both spend more for foreign beers, and even though Corona is considered piss in Mexico, they’ve done a brilliant job marketing themselves as a premiere brand around the world.

As I touch on above, timing is so important when it comes to dating.  If they’re in a similar place in their careers and lives, the timing is more conducive for a long-term relationship.

Both also look like they’re renting.  (Or they have to consider firing their interior decorators ;)  This is not a crack on them, or their fridges, these are just not the kind of fridges you’d normally see in owner-occupied homes.

Clue

Both of their fridge pix are fuzzy.

Conclusion

They’re either both are in desperate need of LASIC or will never make a living as a photographer.

Final Formula

I think we can sum up Joel and Rachael with the below dating formula…

J + R < $$$ + > bonable bods + > Pig Pen = 1 CC

Translation…

Joel and Rachael don’t have a ton of money but look solid financially
Both have bonable bods
Both are not neat freaks but are cleaner than Pig Pen
Which makes them 1 Compatible Couple
ZoomInfo
Aussie Cosmo 4


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don’t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 4 of 4…


Batting clean up is Rachael and Joel.

Crosby, Stills and Nash taught us to “Teach our children well”.  Joel is probably doing just that.  Like our above couples, it’s always fun to see what kind of clues we can pick up from the front of one’s fridge.  The fact that he’s got a Teachers Health Fund calendar on his fridge helps connect the dots.

Can we also guess he’s in real estate?  Sure.  But what’s interesting is there are two different real estate company calendars on there, both from 2014, so I have to assume he can’t work at both.

Now, I can’t say that Rachael works with kids, but she might be a kid at heart.   She has that cute little chameleon and climbing dude on her fridge, which is very sweet.  And with that much milk, she has to come to the harsh realization that she’s no longer 6.

Now, lets put on our detective hats and see what else we can uncover…

Clue

They each have more than 1 beer brand.

Conclusion

They’re both handy hosts.

With more than 1 beer brand, they’re catering to more than one taste.  This is a quality I like to see.

It’s also a good sign that they’re both social, and thus compatible on that front.  Plus, Rachael has a watermelon.  If you’re buying uncut watermelon, the odds are it’s to host peeps at your pad or bring it to a buddy’s for a BBQ.

Clue

They both stock plenty of fruits and veggies

Conclusion

They both have bonable bods.

Nothing says more about our health than our food and drink.  Any trainer will tell you that if you’re eating like shit, all the exercise in the world can only do so much.

In addition to the fruits and veggies, they both stock yogurt and a serious stash of salad dressing.

If someone is not taking of their looks when they’re single, they’ll most likely look even worse when they’re married.  By no means would I say life is easy when you’re single.  But it sure ain’t easier when you’re married with a mortgage and 2 kids.  The window we have to make it to the gym gets tighter and tighter.

Now, I’m not talking about being a size 2 or a size 12.  I’m talking about being healthy.

As for Joel, he’s probably working out as he has Powerade and with only 1 bottle of water, it can’t be his primary water source at home, so I have to assume the bottle is for on the go.

And the promising sign about Rachael’s produce drawer?  There’s a shitload of produce in it.

It’s good to see all you Ausies eating well.  Americans are so fat, half our population can be seen from the Space Station.

Clue

They both have a half-gallon of milk.

Conclusion

They’re both AOK in the strong bones department.  And both big on breakie.

As I see plenty of overlapping foods, with enough to share, it tells me they’re making a place for each other in their lives.

And I’d assume they spend more weekend time at Rachael’s house.  The last time I saw so many eggs, I was watching Chicken Run, and with no other baking ingredients, I have to assume they’re for breakfast.  To fill out the perfect breakie meal, she has bacon, almond milk and fruit.

Clue

They both have relatively inexpensive fridges.

Conclusion

Timing is on their side.

By the looks of their fridges and the brands they buy, they look compatible financially.  Neither one of them are getting laid based off their fridge model (we’re not talking a Sub Zero or Viking here), but they’re a step up from starter models.

Plus, they both spend more for foreign beers, and even though Corona is considered piss in Mexico, they’ve done a brilliant job marketing themselves as a premiere brand around the world.

As I touch on above, timing is so important when it comes to dating.  If they’re in a similar place in their careers and lives, the timing is more conducive for a long-term relationship.

Both also look like they’re renting.  (Or they have to consider firing their interior decorators ;)  This is not a crack on them, or their fridges, these are just not the kind of fridges you’d normally see in owner-occupied homes.

Clue

Both of their fridge pix are fuzzy.

Conclusion

They’re either both are in desperate need of LASIC or will never make a living as a photographer.

Final Formula

I think we can sum up Joel and Rachael with the below dating formula…

J + R < $$$ + > bonable bods + > Pig Pen = 1 CC

Translation…

Joel and Rachael don’t have a ton of money but look solid financially
Both have bonable bods
Both are not neat freaks but are cleaner than Pig Pen
Which makes them 1 Compatible Couple
ZoomInfo
Aussie Cosmo 4


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don’t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 4 of 4…


Batting clean up is Rachael and Joel.

Crosby, Stills and Nash taught us to “Teach our children well”.  Joel is probably doing just that.  Like our above couples, it’s always fun to see what kind of clues we can pick up from the front of one’s fridge.  The fact that he’s got a Teachers Health Fund calendar on his fridge helps connect the dots.

Can we also guess he’s in real estate?  Sure.  But what’s interesting is there are two different real estate company calendars on there, both from 2014, so I have to assume he can’t work at both.

Now, I can’t say that Rachael works with kids, but she might be a kid at heart.   She has that cute little chameleon and climbing dude on her fridge, which is very sweet.  And with that much milk, she has to come to the harsh realization that she’s no longer 6.

Now, lets put on our detective hats and see what else we can uncover…

Clue

They each have more than 1 beer brand.

Conclusion

They’re both handy hosts.

With more than 1 beer brand, they’re catering to more than one taste.  This is a quality I like to see.

It’s also a good sign that they’re both social, and thus compatible on that front.  Plus, Rachael has a watermelon.  If you’re buying uncut watermelon, the odds are it’s to host peeps at your pad or bring it to a buddy’s for a BBQ.

Clue

They both stock plenty of fruits and veggies

Conclusion

They both have bonable bods.

Nothing says more about our health than our food and drink.  Any trainer will tell you that if you’re eating like shit, all the exercise in the world can only do so much.

In addition to the fruits and veggies, they both stock yogurt and a serious stash of salad dressing.

If someone is not taking of their looks when they’re single, they’ll most likely look even worse when they’re married.  By no means would I say life is easy when you’re single.  But it sure ain’t easier when you’re married with a mortgage and 2 kids.  The window we have to make it to the gym gets tighter and tighter.

Now, I’m not talking about being a size 2 or a size 12.  I’m talking about being healthy.

As for Joel, he’s probably working out as he has Powerade and with only 1 bottle of water, it can’t be his primary water source at home, so I have to assume the bottle is for on the go.

And the promising sign about Rachael’s produce drawer?  There’s a shitload of produce in it.

It’s good to see all you Ausies eating well.  Americans are so fat, half our population can be seen from the Space Station.

Clue

They both have a half-gallon of milk.

Conclusion

They’re both AOK in the strong bones department.  And both big on breakie.

As I see plenty of overlapping foods, with enough to share, it tells me they’re making a place for each other in their lives.

And I’d assume they spend more weekend time at Rachael’s house.  The last time I saw so many eggs, I was watching Chicken Run, and with no other baking ingredients, I have to assume they’re for breakfast.  To fill out the perfect breakie meal, she has bacon, almond milk and fruit.

Clue

They both have relatively inexpensive fridges.

Conclusion

Timing is on their side.

By the looks of their fridges and the brands they buy, they look compatible financially.  Neither one of them are getting laid based off their fridge model (we’re not talking a Sub Zero or Viking here), but they’re a step up from starter models.

Plus, they both spend more for foreign beers, and even though Corona is considered piss in Mexico, they’ve done a brilliant job marketing themselves as a premiere brand around the world.

As I touch on above, timing is so important when it comes to dating.  If they’re in a similar place in their careers and lives, the timing is more conducive for a long-term relationship.

Both also look like they’re renting.  (Or they have to consider firing their interior decorators ;)  This is not a crack on them, or their fridges, these are just not the kind of fridges you’d normally see in owner-occupied homes.

Clue

Both of their fridge pix are fuzzy.

Conclusion

They’re either both are in desperate need of LASIC or will never make a living as a photographer.

Final Formula

I think we can sum up Joel and Rachael with the below dating formula…

J + R < $$$ + > bonable bods + > Pig Pen = 1 CC

Translation…

Joel and Rachael don’t have a ton of money but look solid financially
Both have bonable bods
Both are not neat freaks but are cleaner than Pig Pen
Which makes them 1 Compatible Couple
ZoomInfo

Aussie Cosmo 4

I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia! Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don’t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.

Here’s couple 4 of 4…


Batting clean up is Rachael and Joel.

Crosby, Stills and Nash taught us to “Teach our children well”. Joel is probably doing just that. Like our above couples, it’s always fun to see what kind of clues we can pick up from the front of one’s fridge. The fact that he’s got a Teachers Health Fund calendar on his fridge helps connect the dots.

Can we also guess he’s in real estate? Sure. But what’s interesting is there are two different real estate company calendars on there, both from 2014, so I have to assume he can’t work at both.

Now, I can’t say that Rachael works with kids, but she might be a kid at heart. She has that cute little chameleon and climbing dude on her fridge, which is very sweet. And with that much milk, she has to come to the harsh realization that she’s no longer 6.

Now, lets put on our detective hats and see what else we can uncover…

Clue

They each have more than 1 beer brand.

Conclusion

They’re both handy hosts.

With more than 1 beer brand, they’re catering to more than one taste. This is a quality I like to see.

It’s also a good sign that they’re both social, and thus compatible on that front. Plus, Rachael has a watermelon. If you’re buying uncut watermelon, the odds are it’s to host peeps at your pad or bring it to a buddy’s for a BBQ.

Clue

They both stock plenty of fruits and veggies

Conclusion

They both have bonable bods.

Nothing says more about our health than our food and drink. Any trainer will tell you that if you’re eating like shit, all the exercise in the world can only do so much.

In addition to the fruits and veggies, they both stock yogurt and a serious stash of salad dressing.

If someone is not taking of their looks when they’re single, they’ll most likely look even worse when they’re married. By no means would I say life is easy when you’re single. But it sure ain’t easier when you’re married with a mortgage and 2 kids. The window we have to make it to the gym gets tighter and tighter.

Now, I’m not talking about being a size 2 or a size 12. I’m talking about being healthy.

As for Joel, he’s probably working out as he has Powerade and with only 1 bottle of water, it can’t be his primary water source at home, so I have to assume the bottle is for on the go.

And the promising sign about Rachael’s produce drawer? There’s a shitload of produce in it.

It’s good to see all you Ausies eating well. Americans are so fat, half our population can be seen from the Space Station.

Clue

They both have a half-gallon of milk.

Conclusion

They’re both AOK in the strong bones department. And both big on breakie.

As I see plenty of overlapping foods, with enough to share, it tells me they’re making a place for each other in their lives.

And I’d assume they spend more weekend time at Rachael’s house. The last time I saw so many eggs, I was watching Chicken Run, and with no other baking ingredients, I have to assume they’re for breakfast. To fill out the perfect breakie meal, she has bacon, almond milk and fruit.

Clue

They both have relatively inexpensive fridges.

Conclusion

Timing is on their side.

By the looks of their fridges and the brands they buy, they look compatible financially. Neither one of them are getting laid based off their fridge model (we’re not talking a Sub Zero or Viking here), but they’re a step up from starter models.

Plus, they both spend more for foreign beers, and even though Corona is considered piss in Mexico, they’ve done a brilliant job marketing themselves as a premiere brand around the world.

As I touch on above, timing is so important when it comes to dating. If they’re in a similar place in their careers and lives, the timing is more conducive for a long-term relationship.

Both also look like they’re renting. (Or they have to consider firing their interior decorators ;) This is not a crack on them, or their fridges, these are just not the kind of fridges you’d normally see in owner-occupied homes.

Clue

Both of their fridge pix are fuzzy.

Conclusion

They’re either both are in desperate need of LASIC or will never make a living as a photographer.

Final Formula

I think we can sum up Joel and Rachael with the below dating formula…

J + R < $$$ + > bonable bods + > Pig Pen = 1 CC

Translation…

  • Joel and Rachael don’t have a ton of money but look solid financially
  • Both have bonable bods
  • Both are not neat freaks but are cleaner than Pig Pen
  • Which makes them 1 Compatible Couple

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Aussie Cosmo 3


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don&#8217;t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 3 of 4…


Our 3rd Couple is Sammi and David.

It’s not a coincidence that Sammi (top) and David’s (bottom) fridges are more grown up and so are they, along with their relationship.   They’ve been dating for almost nine years, are in their upper 20’s and are now engaged.

It is interesting though that after 9 years, they still don’t live together.  Not sure if it’s for geo or personal reasons, but whether for the better or worse, their relationship will change once they start living together.

Now, lets dive into their fridge frontier…

An Orgy of Order

Talk about compatibility, both their fridges are neat, organized and relatively spotless.  (No, David’s is not perfect, but for a straight guy, it’s pretty darn good)  This is a good sign that they’re on top of things in their lives and have their shit together.

Ready to Settle Down

David and Sammi have more upscale fridge models than the other couples and are obviously farther along in their career.

I also like that they both have well stocked fridges, yet still have room in their fridges for someone else.

Sammi comes across as more of a career woman than the other ladies.  She works, yet can still prepare a meal, enjoy a bottle of wine and chill.  Not for budgetary reasons, but as part of her lifestyle.

Yuppies in training

I hope that Dave is moving into her place.  On top of a sexy fridge, great stove and lovely floor tile (holy crap, I sound like my wife), she looks like a homeowner, rather than a renter.   Plus, she has a washer and dryer, which you don’t often see in rentals.

David too is pretty domesticated, as not a lot of dudes have Tupperware.  And compared to the other male fridges, David’s is the most expensive.  Again, it’s not a crack on the other guys, it’s just a sign that David is making more moola.

Sammi and David are also buying name Brands over generic.  Generics have gotten better over the years, but if you can’t afford the extra 86 cents for Heinz Ketchup, move back in with your parents.

When I see all generics in a fridge, it’s most likely they’re pinching pennies in other areas of their lives as well.  No one should waste money, but what’s in our fridge will be in our body.  Some things are not worth scrimping on.

Now, I’m not sure if Sammi’s a teacher, or was at least inspired by hers, but the Teacher magnet on her fridge is some kind of clue.  It’s fun and fascinating how what we put front and center (i.e., on our fridge) provides insight about us…Sammi has a cute Bat Man thingy, Zoe a daily reminder of Martin Luther King.

One Saucy Set

Like the other couples, odds are their birthday suits are a good look for them.

They both have plenty of healthy items in their fridges, including Low Fat Cottage Cheese, Apples, Turkey and Chicken Breast, Salad Veggies, Hommus and Low Fat Yoghurt.

David even has Protein bars to build muscle post workouts.  I can’t say he’s got a 6-Pack like Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise, but I assume his abs are an asset.

He’s also got Mother Revive energy drink for fuel while on the go.   What’s interesting about the brands we buy is they offer clues about who we are.  Every brand has a target demo and a media plan.  So when we see certain brands in a fridge, we get clues from sex to age range, the pubs we read to the shows we watch.

Again, nothing is universal, but throw enough clues together and they start adding up.   Mother Revive’s target demo is male Millennials, which David is a part of.  (I just hope Revive is not adding vardenafil like MosKa)

Love of Sport

Sammi’s clearly a sports fan, a great fit with Dave, who’s obviously an athlete.  The Parramatta Eels are an Australian professional rugby league football club based in the Sydney suburb of Parramatta.

(It’s fun to point out that this shows Sammi’s from Australia and a clue where she might live or is from.  Not sure where Dave lives, but it’s always nice to be geographically desirable ☺)

Boozie Buddies?

I love that Sammi has champagne.  It’s a drink that’s all about spontaneous celebration and romance.   The fact that she also has wine, beer and Chambord in her fridge tell me she’s a keeper.

As I touch on with Gordon, it’s not a deal breaker if David doesn’t drink, but it is a chink in some otherwise stellar armor.  I mean, who the hell wants to drink alone?

I don’t see a sign of any booze in his fridge, but I hope he keeps it elsewhere, or just does his drinking at her pad.   As the man is an active athlete, he could use some beer in this icebox.  He and Sammi need something to drink while watching the Eels.
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Aussie Cosmo 3


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don&#8217;t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 3 of 4…


Our 3rd Couple is Sammi and David.

It’s not a coincidence that Sammi (top) and David’s (bottom) fridges are more grown up and so are they, along with their relationship.   They’ve been dating for almost nine years, are in their upper 20’s and are now engaged.

It is interesting though that after 9 years, they still don’t live together.  Not sure if it’s for geo or personal reasons, but whether for the better or worse, their relationship will change once they start living together.

Now, lets dive into their fridge frontier…

An Orgy of Order

Talk about compatibility, both their fridges are neat, organized and relatively spotless.  (No, David’s is not perfect, but for a straight guy, it’s pretty darn good)  This is a good sign that they’re on top of things in their lives and have their shit together.

Ready to Settle Down

David and Sammi have more upscale fridge models than the other couples and are obviously farther along in their career.

I also like that they both have well stocked fridges, yet still have room in their fridges for someone else.

Sammi comes across as more of a career woman than the other ladies.  She works, yet can still prepare a meal, enjoy a bottle of wine and chill.  Not for budgetary reasons, but as part of her lifestyle.

Yuppies in training

I hope that Dave is moving into her place.  On top of a sexy fridge, great stove and lovely floor tile (holy crap, I sound like my wife), she looks like a homeowner, rather than a renter.   Plus, she has a washer and dryer, which you don’t often see in rentals.

David too is pretty domesticated, as not a lot of dudes have Tupperware.  And compared to the other male fridges, David’s is the most expensive.  Again, it’s not a crack on the other guys, it’s just a sign that David is making more moola.

Sammi and David are also buying name Brands over generic.  Generics have gotten better over the years, but if you can’t afford the extra 86 cents for Heinz Ketchup, move back in with your parents.

When I see all generics in a fridge, it’s most likely they’re pinching pennies in other areas of their lives as well.  No one should waste money, but what’s in our fridge will be in our body.  Some things are not worth scrimping on.

Now, I’m not sure if Sammi’s a teacher, or was at least inspired by hers, but the Teacher magnet on her fridge is some kind of clue.  It’s fun and fascinating how what we put front and center (i.e., on our fridge) provides insight about us…Sammi has a cute Bat Man thingy, Zoe a daily reminder of Martin Luther King.

One Saucy Set

Like the other couples, odds are their birthday suits are a good look for them.

They both have plenty of healthy items in their fridges, including Low Fat Cottage Cheese, Apples, Turkey and Chicken Breast, Salad Veggies, Hommus and Low Fat Yoghurt.

David even has Protein bars to build muscle post workouts.  I can’t say he’s got a 6-Pack like Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise, but I assume his abs are an asset.

He’s also got Mother Revive energy drink for fuel while on the go.   What’s interesting about the brands we buy is they offer clues about who we are.  Every brand has a target demo and a media plan.  So when we see certain brands in a fridge, we get clues from sex to age range, the pubs we read to the shows we watch.

Again, nothing is universal, but throw enough clues together and they start adding up.   Mother Revive’s target demo is male Millennials, which David is a part of.  (I just hope Revive is not adding vardenafil like MosKa)

Love of Sport

Sammi’s clearly a sports fan, a great fit with Dave, who’s obviously an athlete.  The Parramatta Eels are an Australian professional rugby league football club based in the Sydney suburb of Parramatta.

(It’s fun to point out that this shows Sammi’s from Australia and a clue where she might live or is from.  Not sure where Dave lives, but it’s always nice to be geographically desirable ☺)

Boozie Buddies?

I love that Sammi has champagne.  It’s a drink that’s all about spontaneous celebration and romance.   The fact that she also has wine, beer and Chambord in her fridge tell me she’s a keeper.

As I touch on with Gordon, it’s not a deal breaker if David doesn’t drink, but it is a chink in some otherwise stellar armor.  I mean, who the hell wants to drink alone?

I don’t see a sign of any booze in his fridge, but I hope he keeps it elsewhere, or just does his drinking at her pad.   As the man is an active athlete, he could use some beer in this icebox.  He and Sammi need something to drink while watching the Eels.
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Aussie Cosmo 3


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don&#8217;t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 3 of 4…


Our 3rd Couple is Sammi and David.

It’s not a coincidence that Sammi (top) and David’s (bottom) fridges are more grown up and so are they, along with their relationship.   They’ve been dating for almost nine years, are in their upper 20’s and are now engaged.

It is interesting though that after 9 years, they still don’t live together.  Not sure if it’s for geo or personal reasons, but whether for the better or worse, their relationship will change once they start living together.

Now, lets dive into their fridge frontier…

An Orgy of Order

Talk about compatibility, both their fridges are neat, organized and relatively spotless.  (No, David’s is not perfect, but for a straight guy, it’s pretty darn good)  This is a good sign that they’re on top of things in their lives and have their shit together.

Ready to Settle Down

David and Sammi have more upscale fridge models than the other couples and are obviously farther along in their career.

I also like that they both have well stocked fridges, yet still have room in their fridges for someone else.

Sammi comes across as more of a career woman than the other ladies.  She works, yet can still prepare a meal, enjoy a bottle of wine and chill.  Not for budgetary reasons, but as part of her lifestyle.

Yuppies in training

I hope that Dave is moving into her place.  On top of a sexy fridge, great stove and lovely floor tile (holy crap, I sound like my wife), she looks like a homeowner, rather than a renter.   Plus, she has a washer and dryer, which you don’t often see in rentals.

David too is pretty domesticated, as not a lot of dudes have Tupperware.  And compared to the other male fridges, David’s is the most expensive.  Again, it’s not a crack on the other guys, it’s just a sign that David is making more moola.

Sammi and David are also buying name Brands over generic.  Generics have gotten better over the years, but if you can’t afford the extra 86 cents for Heinz Ketchup, move back in with your parents.

When I see all generics in a fridge, it’s most likely they’re pinching pennies in other areas of their lives as well.  No one should waste money, but what’s in our fridge will be in our body.  Some things are not worth scrimping on.

Now, I’m not sure if Sammi’s a teacher, or was at least inspired by hers, but the Teacher magnet on her fridge is some kind of clue.  It’s fun and fascinating how what we put front and center (i.e., on our fridge) provides insight about us…Sammi has a cute Bat Man thingy, Zoe a daily reminder of Martin Luther King.

One Saucy Set

Like the other couples, odds are their birthday suits are a good look for them.

They both have plenty of healthy items in their fridges, including Low Fat Cottage Cheese, Apples, Turkey and Chicken Breast, Salad Veggies, Hommus and Low Fat Yoghurt.

David even has Protein bars to build muscle post workouts.  I can’t say he’s got a 6-Pack like Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise, but I assume his abs are an asset.

He’s also got Mother Revive energy drink for fuel while on the go.   What’s interesting about the brands we buy is they offer clues about who we are.  Every brand has a target demo and a media plan.  So when we see certain brands in a fridge, we get clues from sex to age range, the pubs we read to the shows we watch.

Again, nothing is universal, but throw enough clues together and they start adding up.   Mother Revive’s target demo is male Millennials, which David is a part of.  (I just hope Revive is not adding vardenafil like MosKa)

Love of Sport

Sammi’s clearly a sports fan, a great fit with Dave, who’s obviously an athlete.  The Parramatta Eels are an Australian professional rugby league football club based in the Sydney suburb of Parramatta.

(It’s fun to point out that this shows Sammi’s from Australia and a clue where she might live or is from.  Not sure where Dave lives, but it’s always nice to be geographically desirable ☺)

Boozie Buddies?

I love that Sammi has champagne.  It’s a drink that’s all about spontaneous celebration and romance.   The fact that she also has wine, beer and Chambord in her fridge tell me she’s a keeper.

As I touch on with Gordon, it’s not a deal breaker if David doesn’t drink, but it is a chink in some otherwise stellar armor.  I mean, who the hell wants to drink alone?

I don’t see a sign of any booze in his fridge, but I hope he keeps it elsewhere, or just does his drinking at her pad.   As the man is an active athlete, he could use some beer in this icebox.  He and Sammi need something to drink while watching the Eels.
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Aussie Cosmo 3


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don&#8217;t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 3 of 4…


Our 3rd Couple is Sammi and David.

It’s not a coincidence that Sammi (top) and David’s (bottom) fridges are more grown up and so are they, along with their relationship.   They’ve been dating for almost nine years, are in their upper 20’s and are now engaged.

It is interesting though that after 9 years, they still don’t live together.  Not sure if it’s for geo or personal reasons, but whether for the better or worse, their relationship will change once they start living together.

Now, lets dive into their fridge frontier…

An Orgy of Order

Talk about compatibility, both their fridges are neat, organized and relatively spotless.  (No, David’s is not perfect, but for a straight guy, it’s pretty darn good)  This is a good sign that they’re on top of things in their lives and have their shit together.

Ready to Settle Down

David and Sammi have more upscale fridge models than the other couples and are obviously farther along in their career.

I also like that they both have well stocked fridges, yet still have room in their fridges for someone else.

Sammi comes across as more of a career woman than the other ladies.  She works, yet can still prepare a meal, enjoy a bottle of wine and chill.  Not for budgetary reasons, but as part of her lifestyle.

Yuppies in training

I hope that Dave is moving into her place.  On top of a sexy fridge, great stove and lovely floor tile (holy crap, I sound like my wife), she looks like a homeowner, rather than a renter.   Plus, she has a washer and dryer, which you don’t often see in rentals.

David too is pretty domesticated, as not a lot of dudes have Tupperware.  And compared to the other male fridges, David’s is the most expensive.  Again, it’s not a crack on the other guys, it’s just a sign that David is making more moola.

Sammi and David are also buying name Brands over generic.  Generics have gotten better over the years, but if you can’t afford the extra 86 cents for Heinz Ketchup, move back in with your parents.

When I see all generics in a fridge, it’s most likely they’re pinching pennies in other areas of their lives as well.  No one should waste money, but what’s in our fridge will be in our body.  Some things are not worth scrimping on.

Now, I’m not sure if Sammi’s a teacher, or was at least inspired by hers, but the Teacher magnet on her fridge is some kind of clue.  It’s fun and fascinating how what we put front and center (i.e., on our fridge) provides insight about us…Sammi has a cute Bat Man thingy, Zoe a daily reminder of Martin Luther King.

One Saucy Set

Like the other couples, odds are their birthday suits are a good look for them.

They both have plenty of healthy items in their fridges, including Low Fat Cottage Cheese, Apples, Turkey and Chicken Breast, Salad Veggies, Hommus and Low Fat Yoghurt.

David even has Protein bars to build muscle post workouts.  I can’t say he’s got a 6-Pack like Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise, but I assume his abs are an asset.

He’s also got Mother Revive energy drink for fuel while on the go.   What’s interesting about the brands we buy is they offer clues about who we are.  Every brand has a target demo and a media plan.  So when we see certain brands in a fridge, we get clues from sex to age range, the pubs we read to the shows we watch.

Again, nothing is universal, but throw enough clues together and they start adding up.   Mother Revive’s target demo is male Millennials, which David is a part of.  (I just hope Revive is not adding vardenafil like MosKa)

Love of Sport

Sammi’s clearly a sports fan, a great fit with Dave, who’s obviously an athlete.  The Parramatta Eels are an Australian professional rugby league football club based in the Sydney suburb of Parramatta.

(It’s fun to point out that this shows Sammi’s from Australia and a clue where she might live or is from.  Not sure where Dave lives, but it’s always nice to be geographically desirable ☺)

Boozie Buddies?

I love that Sammi has champagne.  It’s a drink that’s all about spontaneous celebration and romance.   The fact that she also has wine, beer and Chambord in her fridge tell me she’s a keeper.

As I touch on with Gordon, it’s not a deal breaker if David doesn’t drink, but it is a chink in some otherwise stellar armor.  I mean, who the hell wants to drink alone?

I don’t see a sign of any booze in his fridge, but I hope he keeps it elsewhere, or just does his drinking at her pad.   As the man is an active athlete, he could use some beer in this icebox.  He and Sammi need something to drink while watching the Eels.
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Aussie Cosmo 3

I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia! Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don’t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.

Here’s couple 3 of 4…


Our 3rd Couple is Sammi and David.

It’s not a coincidence that Sammi (top) and David’s (bottom) fridges are more grown up and so are they, along with their relationship. They’ve been dating for almost nine years, are in their upper 20’s and are now engaged.

It is interesting though that after 9 years, they still don’t live together. Not sure if it’s for geo or personal reasons, but whether for the better or worse, their relationship will change once they start living together.

Now, lets dive into their fridge frontier…

An Orgy of Order

Talk about compatibility, both their fridges are neat, organized and relatively spotless. (No, David’s is not perfect, but for a straight guy, it’s pretty darn good) This is a good sign that they’re on top of things in their lives and have their shit together.

Ready to Settle Down

David and Sammi have more upscale fridge models than the other couples and are obviously farther along in their career.

I also like that they both have well stocked fridges, yet still have room in their fridges for someone else.

Sammi comes across as more of a career woman than the other ladies. She works, yet can still prepare a meal, enjoy a bottle of wine and chill. Not for budgetary reasons, but as part of her lifestyle.

Yuppies in training

I hope that Dave is moving into her place. On top of a sexy fridge, great stove and lovely floor tile (holy crap, I sound like my wife), she looks like a homeowner, rather than a renter. Plus, she has a washer and dryer, which you don’t often see in rentals.

David too is pretty domesticated, as not a lot of dudes have Tupperware. And compared to the other male fridges, David’s is the most expensive. Again, it’s not a crack on the other guys, it’s just a sign that David is making more moola.

Sammi and David are also buying name Brands over generic. Generics have gotten better over the years, but if you can’t afford the extra 86 cents for Heinz Ketchup, move back in with your parents.

When I see all generics in a fridge, it’s most likely they’re pinching pennies in other areas of their lives as well. No one should waste money, but what’s in our fridge will be in our body. Some things are not worth scrimping on.

Now, I’m not sure if Sammi’s a teacher, or was at least inspired by hers, but the Teacher magnet on her fridge is some kind of clue. It’s fun and fascinating how what we put front and center (i.e., on our fridge) provides insight about us…Sammi has a cute Bat Man thingy, Zoe a daily reminder of Martin Luther King.

One Saucy Set

Like the other couples, odds are their birthday suits are a good look for them.

They both have plenty of healthy items in their fridges, including Low Fat Cottage Cheese, Apples, Turkey and Chicken Breast, Salad Veggies, Hommus and Low Fat Yoghurt.

David even has Protein bars to build muscle post workouts. I can’t say he’s got a 6-Pack like Brad Pitt in Thelma and Louise, but I assume his abs are an asset.

He’s also got Mother Revive energy drink for fuel while on the go. What’s interesting about the brands we buy is they offer clues about who we are. Every brand has a target demo and a media plan. So when we see certain brands in a fridge, we get clues from sex to age range, the pubs we read to the shows we watch.

Again, nothing is universal, but throw enough clues together and they start adding up. Mother Revive’s target demo is male Millennials, which David is a part of. (I just hope Revive is not adding vardenafil like MosKa)

Love of Sport

Sammi’s clearly a sports fan, a great fit with Dave, who’s obviously an athlete. The Parramatta Eels are an Australian professional rugby league football club based in the Sydney suburb of Parramatta.

(It’s fun to point out that this shows Sammi’s from Australia and a clue where she might live or is from. Not sure where Dave lives, but it’s always nice to be geographically desirable ☺)

Boozie Buddies?

I love that Sammi has champagne. It’s a drink that’s all about spontaneous celebration and romance. The fact that she also has wine, beer and Chambord in her fridge tell me she’s a keeper.

As I touch on with Gordon, it’s not a deal breaker if David doesn’t drink, but it is a chink in some otherwise stellar armor. I mean, who the hell wants to drink alone?

I don’t see a sign of any booze in his fridge, but I hope he keeps it elsewhere, or just does his drinking at her pad. As the man is an active athlete, he could use some beer in this icebox. He and Sammi need something to drink while watching the Eels.

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Aussie Cosmo 2


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don&#8217;t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 2 of 4…


Couple number 2 is Zoe (top 2 fridge pix) and Gordon (bottom 2 fridge pix): both are 21 years old.

Like most couples, I see plenty of compatibility here and a few question marks.  That said, they’ve been together for 4 years so they’re obviously doing something right.

Now, diving into their fridges, here’s what sticks out to me…

Captain Chaos

Gordon and Zoe have this in common: their fridges are shit-shows.  If there’s chaos in one’s fridge, there’s usually chaos in one’s life.

Zoe’s Freezer looks like the epicenter of an earthquake and Gordon’s fridge looks like a dance scene from Slumdog Millionaire.  Now, it’s possible they’re both having a crazy week, but this is our watering hole.  It reflects what’s going on elsewhere in our lives.

As Zoe is putting pots straight into her fridge (rather than Tupperware), it tells me she’s not 100% on top of things, crazed or a tad lazy.  When Gordon opens his fridge door, half his shit probably falls out.  He might be a bit neater and more polished on the outside, but they’re both messy marvins on the inside.

They also seem like they’ve outgrown their current spaces.  The good thing…they’re both in the same camp.  (The perfect time to move into a bigger space together ☺)

Meeting of the Minds?

Zoe is clearly a thinker, an intellectual and wants to challenge herself.  She’s probably liberal and definitely idealistic.  I don’t say this as a judgment; it’s just obvious from what’s on her fridge.

I can’t say that Gordon and Zoe party less than Libby and Dane, but Zoe probably feels more burdened to solve the world’s problems.  I can’t tell if Gordon feels the same.  Outside his fridge energy rating, I see no signs that he’s environmentally conscious, whereas Zoe has the (worth-watching) doc Bag It front and center.

My wife and I don’t have the exact same political beliefs and many couples don’t.  Either way, it’s fine as long as Zoe still makes room for Gordon in her life and her beliefs don’t have to be his.

I also took note of the Calendar on Zoe’s fridge: not sure if Zoe has suffered from depression, or it’s a cause she believes in, but if she does suffer, it’ll be an issue they’ll have to deal with together moving forward.

A Healthy Harem

Gordon and Zoe eat relatively healthy.  So I have to assume they look relatively good naked.

They both seem to be active, backed up by Zoe’s aloe vera, for when she’s in the sun and Gordon’s Up N’ Go breakfast shakes, for when he…well, ups and goes.  I can provide a list, but suffice to say that they both have lots of fruits and veggies, the cornerstone to any nutritious diet.

To further Camp Compatible, they both eat meat, which I like to see.  It’s not a deal breaker if one is a vegetarian, but it does become an issue if they expect the other to follow their dietary restrictions.

Plus, on the sexual front, I find a direct correlation between a woman’s love of beef and boning.  (Go Gordon ☺)  Yes, I’ve met several vivacious vegetarians over the years, and it’s not a universal rule, but when women deny themselves the joy of food, they often deny themselves in other departments as well.

Foodies

Zoe is a foodie and a fan of the foreign variety.  She has mango pickle, popular in South Asia and India, plus she has several other foreign and specialty foods that are mostly found in specialty stores.

She also prefers variety, and quality over quantity.  Now, I don’t know how often Zoe and Gordon see each other, but as her fridge has enough grub to survive the apocalypse, I have to assume they spend more time at her place.  Much of her stash is perishable and 1 person couldn’t possibly finish it.

Gordon too has a touch of the foreign fetish via his wasabi and rice.  Now, his fridge doesn’t scream guy’s guy to me, which might be compatible with Zoe, who’s liberal.  Any dude that stocks soymilk over beer is more likely to prefer the arts over adventure.

Now, I like that Zoe has beer, wine olives and lemons, which can be for cocktails, but I see no sign of alcohol in Gordon’s fridge, which leads us to…

Is Gordon Sober?

It could be he digs on red wine or spirits that don’t need to chill.

Now, when it comes to dating, there’s no 100% right and wrong.  (Unless we’re talking about Oscar Pistorious)  Just what’s right and wrong for us.  Personally, I couldn’t date someone who’s sober.  Some of my closest friends don’t drink, I just happen to be a drinker, and lets face it: it’s not fun to drink alone.

Gordon might very well drink, I just don’t see it here.  (And it’s a safe bet he doesn’t have a separate wine fridge, as his main fridges is a starter model).

I do like that they both have cheese on standby to pair with wine, should they have it.

Is Timing Everything?

Zoe and Gordon both looks like they’re starting out in their careers or finishing up school.  They’re a good fit for each other on this front.  Personally, if I saw a woman with a starter fridge, she wouldn’t be a fit for me.   Not that a starter fridge is a turn-off, I’d just think we were in different places in our lives and might not be a match for a long-term relationship.
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Aussie Cosmo 2


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don&#8217;t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 2 of 4…


Couple number 2 is Zoe (top 2 fridge pix) and Gordon (bottom 2 fridge pix): both are 21 years old.

Like most couples, I see plenty of compatibility here and a few question marks.  That said, they’ve been together for 4 years so they’re obviously doing something right.

Now, diving into their fridges, here’s what sticks out to me…

Captain Chaos

Gordon and Zoe have this in common: their fridges are shit-shows.  If there’s chaos in one’s fridge, there’s usually chaos in one’s life.

Zoe’s Freezer looks like the epicenter of an earthquake and Gordon’s fridge looks like a dance scene from Slumdog Millionaire.  Now, it’s possible they’re both having a crazy week, but this is our watering hole.  It reflects what’s going on elsewhere in our lives.

As Zoe is putting pots straight into her fridge (rather than Tupperware), it tells me she’s not 100% on top of things, crazed or a tad lazy.  When Gordon opens his fridge door, half his shit probably falls out.  He might be a bit neater and more polished on the outside, but they’re both messy marvins on the inside.

They also seem like they’ve outgrown their current spaces.  The good thing…they’re both in the same camp.  (The perfect time to move into a bigger space together ☺)

Meeting of the Minds?

Zoe is clearly a thinker, an intellectual and wants to challenge herself.  She’s probably liberal and definitely idealistic.  I don’t say this as a judgment; it’s just obvious from what’s on her fridge.

I can’t say that Gordon and Zoe party less than Libby and Dane, but Zoe probably feels more burdened to solve the world’s problems.  I can’t tell if Gordon feels the same.  Outside his fridge energy rating, I see no signs that he’s environmentally conscious, whereas Zoe has the (worth-watching) doc Bag It front and center.

My wife and I don’t have the exact same political beliefs and many couples don’t.  Either way, it’s fine as long as Zoe still makes room for Gordon in her life and her beliefs don’t have to be his.

I also took note of the Calendar on Zoe’s fridge: not sure if Zoe has suffered from depression, or it’s a cause she believes in, but if she does suffer, it’ll be an issue they’ll have to deal with together moving forward.

A Healthy Harem

Gordon and Zoe eat relatively healthy.  So I have to assume they look relatively good naked.

They both seem to be active, backed up by Zoe’s aloe vera, for when she’s in the sun and Gordon’s Up N’ Go breakfast shakes, for when he…well, ups and goes.  I can provide a list, but suffice to say that they both have lots of fruits and veggies, the cornerstone to any nutritious diet.

To further Camp Compatible, they both eat meat, which I like to see.  It’s not a deal breaker if one is a vegetarian, but it does become an issue if they expect the other to follow their dietary restrictions.

Plus, on the sexual front, I find a direct correlation between a woman’s love of beef and boning.  (Go Gordon ☺)  Yes, I’ve met several vivacious vegetarians over the years, and it’s not a universal rule, but when women deny themselves the joy of food, they often deny themselves in other departments as well.

Foodies

Zoe is a foodie and a fan of the foreign variety.  She has mango pickle, popular in South Asia and India, plus she has several other foreign and specialty foods that are mostly found in specialty stores.

She also prefers variety, and quality over quantity.  Now, I don’t know how often Zoe and Gordon see each other, but as her fridge has enough grub to survive the apocalypse, I have to assume they spend more time at her place.  Much of her stash is perishable and 1 person couldn’t possibly finish it.

Gordon too has a touch of the foreign fetish via his wasabi and rice.  Now, his fridge doesn’t scream guy’s guy to me, which might be compatible with Zoe, who’s liberal.  Any dude that stocks soymilk over beer is more likely to prefer the arts over adventure.

Now, I like that Zoe has beer, wine olives and lemons, which can be for cocktails, but I see no sign of alcohol in Gordon’s fridge, which leads us to…

Is Gordon Sober?

It could be he digs on red wine or spirits that don’t need to chill.

Now, when it comes to dating, there’s no 100% right and wrong.  (Unless we’re talking about Oscar Pistorious)  Just what’s right and wrong for us.  Personally, I couldn’t date someone who’s sober.  Some of my closest friends don’t drink, I just happen to be a drinker, and lets face it: it’s not fun to drink alone.

Gordon might very well drink, I just don’t see it here.  (And it’s a safe bet he doesn’t have a separate wine fridge, as his main fridges is a starter model).

I do like that they both have cheese on standby to pair with wine, should they have it.

Is Timing Everything?

Zoe and Gordon both looks like they’re starting out in their careers or finishing up school.  They’re a good fit for each other on this front.  Personally, if I saw a woman with a starter fridge, she wouldn’t be a fit for me.   Not that a starter fridge is a turn-off, I’d just think we were in different places in our lives and might not be a match for a long-term relationship.
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Aussie Cosmo 2


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don&#8217;t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 2 of 4…


Couple number 2 is Zoe (top 2 fridge pix) and Gordon (bottom 2 fridge pix): both are 21 years old.

Like most couples, I see plenty of compatibility here and a few question marks.  That said, they’ve been together for 4 years so they’re obviously doing something right.

Now, diving into their fridges, here’s what sticks out to me…

Captain Chaos

Gordon and Zoe have this in common: their fridges are shit-shows.  If there’s chaos in one’s fridge, there’s usually chaos in one’s life.

Zoe’s Freezer looks like the epicenter of an earthquake and Gordon’s fridge looks like a dance scene from Slumdog Millionaire.  Now, it’s possible they’re both having a crazy week, but this is our watering hole.  It reflects what’s going on elsewhere in our lives.

As Zoe is putting pots straight into her fridge (rather than Tupperware), it tells me she’s not 100% on top of things, crazed or a tad lazy.  When Gordon opens his fridge door, half his shit probably falls out.  He might be a bit neater and more polished on the outside, but they’re both messy marvins on the inside.

They also seem like they’ve outgrown their current spaces.  The good thing…they’re both in the same camp.  (The perfect time to move into a bigger space together ☺)

Meeting of the Minds?

Zoe is clearly a thinker, an intellectual and wants to challenge herself.  She’s probably liberal and definitely idealistic.  I don’t say this as a judgment; it’s just obvious from what’s on her fridge.

I can’t say that Gordon and Zoe party less than Libby and Dane, but Zoe probably feels more burdened to solve the world’s problems.  I can’t tell if Gordon feels the same.  Outside his fridge energy rating, I see no signs that he’s environmentally conscious, whereas Zoe has the (worth-watching) doc Bag It front and center.

My wife and I don’t have the exact same political beliefs and many couples don’t.  Either way, it’s fine as long as Zoe still makes room for Gordon in her life and her beliefs don’t have to be his.

I also took note of the Calendar on Zoe’s fridge: not sure if Zoe has suffered from depression, or it’s a cause she believes in, but if she does suffer, it’ll be an issue they’ll have to deal with together moving forward.

A Healthy Harem

Gordon and Zoe eat relatively healthy.  So I have to assume they look relatively good naked.

They both seem to be active, backed up by Zoe’s aloe vera, for when she’s in the sun and Gordon’s Up N’ Go breakfast shakes, for when he…well, ups and goes.  I can provide a list, but suffice to say that they both have lots of fruits and veggies, the cornerstone to any nutritious diet.

To further Camp Compatible, they both eat meat, which I like to see.  It’s not a deal breaker if one is a vegetarian, but it does become an issue if they expect the other to follow their dietary restrictions.

Plus, on the sexual front, I find a direct correlation between a woman’s love of beef and boning.  (Go Gordon ☺)  Yes, I’ve met several vivacious vegetarians over the years, and it’s not a universal rule, but when women deny themselves the joy of food, they often deny themselves in other departments as well.

Foodies

Zoe is a foodie and a fan of the foreign variety.  She has mango pickle, popular in South Asia and India, plus she has several other foreign and specialty foods that are mostly found in specialty stores.

She also prefers variety, and quality over quantity.  Now, I don’t know how often Zoe and Gordon see each other, but as her fridge has enough grub to survive the apocalypse, I have to assume they spend more time at her place.  Much of her stash is perishable and 1 person couldn’t possibly finish it.

Gordon too has a touch of the foreign fetish via his wasabi and rice.  Now, his fridge doesn’t scream guy’s guy to me, which might be compatible with Zoe, who’s liberal.  Any dude that stocks soymilk over beer is more likely to prefer the arts over adventure.

Now, I like that Zoe has beer, wine olives and lemons, which can be for cocktails, but I see no sign of alcohol in Gordon’s fridge, which leads us to…

Is Gordon Sober?

It could be he digs on red wine or spirits that don’t need to chill.

Now, when it comes to dating, there’s no 100% right and wrong.  (Unless we’re talking about Oscar Pistorious)  Just what’s right and wrong for us.  Personally, I couldn’t date someone who’s sober.  Some of my closest friends don’t drink, I just happen to be a drinker, and lets face it: it’s not fun to drink alone.

Gordon might very well drink, I just don’t see it here.  (And it’s a safe bet he doesn’t have a separate wine fridge, as his main fridges is a starter model).

I do like that they both have cheese on standby to pair with wine, should they have it.

Is Timing Everything?

Zoe and Gordon both looks like they’re starting out in their careers or finishing up school.  They’re a good fit for each other on this front.  Personally, if I saw a woman with a starter fridge, she wouldn’t be a fit for me.   Not that a starter fridge is a turn-off, I’d just think we were in different places in our lives and might not be a match for a long-term relationship.
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Aussie Cosmo 2


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don&#8217;t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 2 of 4…


Couple number 2 is Zoe (top 2 fridge pix) and Gordon (bottom 2 fridge pix): both are 21 years old.

Like most couples, I see plenty of compatibility here and a few question marks.  That said, they’ve been together for 4 years so they’re obviously doing something right.

Now, diving into their fridges, here’s what sticks out to me…

Captain Chaos

Gordon and Zoe have this in common: their fridges are shit-shows.  If there’s chaos in one’s fridge, there’s usually chaos in one’s life.

Zoe’s Freezer looks like the epicenter of an earthquake and Gordon’s fridge looks like a dance scene from Slumdog Millionaire.  Now, it’s possible they’re both having a crazy week, but this is our watering hole.  It reflects what’s going on elsewhere in our lives.

As Zoe is putting pots straight into her fridge (rather than Tupperware), it tells me she’s not 100% on top of things, crazed or a tad lazy.  When Gordon opens his fridge door, half his shit probably falls out.  He might be a bit neater and more polished on the outside, but they’re both messy marvins on the inside.

They also seem like they’ve outgrown their current spaces.  The good thing…they’re both in the same camp.  (The perfect time to move into a bigger space together ☺)

Meeting of the Minds?

Zoe is clearly a thinker, an intellectual and wants to challenge herself.  She’s probably liberal and definitely idealistic.  I don’t say this as a judgment; it’s just obvious from what’s on her fridge.

I can’t say that Gordon and Zoe party less than Libby and Dane, but Zoe probably feels more burdened to solve the world’s problems.  I can’t tell if Gordon feels the same.  Outside his fridge energy rating, I see no signs that he’s environmentally conscious, whereas Zoe has the (worth-watching) doc Bag It front and center.

My wife and I don’t have the exact same political beliefs and many couples don’t.  Either way, it’s fine as long as Zoe still makes room for Gordon in her life and her beliefs don’t have to be his.

I also took note of the Calendar on Zoe’s fridge: not sure if Zoe has suffered from depression, or it’s a cause she believes in, but if she does suffer, it’ll be an issue they’ll have to deal with together moving forward.

A Healthy Harem

Gordon and Zoe eat relatively healthy.  So I have to assume they look relatively good naked.

They both seem to be active, backed up by Zoe’s aloe vera, for when she’s in the sun and Gordon’s Up N’ Go breakfast shakes, for when he…well, ups and goes.  I can provide a list, but suffice to say that they both have lots of fruits and veggies, the cornerstone to any nutritious diet.

To further Camp Compatible, they both eat meat, which I like to see.  It’s not a deal breaker if one is a vegetarian, but it does become an issue if they expect the other to follow their dietary restrictions.

Plus, on the sexual front, I find a direct correlation between a woman’s love of beef and boning.  (Go Gordon ☺)  Yes, I’ve met several vivacious vegetarians over the years, and it’s not a universal rule, but when women deny themselves the joy of food, they often deny themselves in other departments as well.

Foodies

Zoe is a foodie and a fan of the foreign variety.  She has mango pickle, popular in South Asia and India, plus she has several other foreign and specialty foods that are mostly found in specialty stores.

She also prefers variety, and quality over quantity.  Now, I don’t know how often Zoe and Gordon see each other, but as her fridge has enough grub to survive the apocalypse, I have to assume they spend more time at her place.  Much of her stash is perishable and 1 person couldn’t possibly finish it.

Gordon too has a touch of the foreign fetish via his wasabi and rice.  Now, his fridge doesn’t scream guy’s guy to me, which might be compatible with Zoe, who’s liberal.  Any dude that stocks soymilk over beer is more likely to prefer the arts over adventure.

Now, I like that Zoe has beer, wine olives and lemons, which can be for cocktails, but I see no sign of alcohol in Gordon’s fridge, which leads us to…

Is Gordon Sober?

It could be he digs on red wine or spirits that don’t need to chill.

Now, when it comes to dating, there’s no 100% right and wrong.  (Unless we’re talking about Oscar Pistorious)  Just what’s right and wrong for us.  Personally, I couldn’t date someone who’s sober.  Some of my closest friends don’t drink, I just happen to be a drinker, and lets face it: it’s not fun to drink alone.

Gordon might very well drink, I just don’t see it here.  (And it’s a safe bet he doesn’t have a separate wine fridge, as his main fridges is a starter model).

I do like that they both have cheese on standby to pair with wine, should they have it.

Is Timing Everything?

Zoe and Gordon both looks like they’re starting out in their careers or finishing up school.  They’re a good fit for each other on this front.  Personally, if I saw a woman with a starter fridge, she wouldn’t be a fit for me.   Not that a starter fridge is a turn-off, I’d just think we were in different places in our lives and might not be a match for a long-term relationship.
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I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia! Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don’t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.

Here’s couple 2 of 4…


Couple number 2 is Zoe (top 2 fridge pix) and Gordon (bottom 2 fridge pix): both are 21 years old.

Like most couples, I see plenty of compatibility here and a few question marks. That said, they’ve been together for 4 years so they’re obviously doing something right.

Now, diving into their fridges, here’s what sticks out to me…

Captain Chaos

Gordon and Zoe have this in common: their fridges are shit-shows. If there’s chaos in one’s fridge, there’s usually chaos in one’s life.

Zoe’s Freezer looks like the epicenter of an earthquake and Gordon’s fridge looks like a dance scene from Slumdog Millionaire. Now, it’s possible they’re both having a crazy week, but this is our watering hole. It reflects what’s going on elsewhere in our lives.

As Zoe is putting pots straight into her fridge (rather than Tupperware), it tells me she’s not 100% on top of things, crazed or a tad lazy. When Gordon opens his fridge door, half his shit probably falls out. He might be a bit neater and more polished on the outside, but they’re both messy marvins on the inside.

They also seem like they’ve outgrown their current spaces. The good thing…they’re both in the same camp. (The perfect time to move into a bigger space together ☺)

Meeting of the Minds?

Zoe is clearly a thinker, an intellectual and wants to challenge herself. She’s probably liberal and definitely idealistic. I don’t say this as a judgment; it’s just obvious from what’s on her fridge.

I can’t say that Gordon and Zoe party less than Libby and Dane, but Zoe probably feels more burdened to solve the world’s problems. I can’t tell if Gordon feels the same. Outside his fridge energy rating, I see no signs that he’s environmentally conscious, whereas Zoe has the (worth-watching) doc Bag It front and center.

My wife and I don’t have the exact same political beliefs and many couples don’t. Either way, it’s fine as long as Zoe still makes room for Gordon in her life and her beliefs don’t have to be his.

I also took note of the Calendar on Zoe’s fridge: not sure if Zoe has suffered from depression, or it’s a cause she believes in, but if she does suffer, it’ll be an issue they’ll have to deal with together moving forward.

A Healthy Harem

Gordon and Zoe eat relatively healthy. So I have to assume they look relatively good naked.

They both seem to be active, backed up by Zoe’s aloe vera, for when she’s in the sun and Gordon’s Up N’ Go breakfast shakes, for when he…well, ups and goes. I can provide a list, but suffice to say that they both have lots of fruits and veggies, the cornerstone to any nutritious diet.

To further Camp Compatible, they both eat meat, which I like to see. It’s not a deal breaker if one is a vegetarian, but it does become an issue if they expect the other to follow their dietary restrictions.

Plus, on the sexual front, I find a direct correlation between a woman’s love of beef and boning. (Go Gordon ☺) Yes, I’ve met several vivacious vegetarians over the years, and it’s not a universal rule, but when women deny themselves the joy of food, they often deny themselves in other departments as well.

Foodies

Zoe is a foodie and a fan of the foreign variety. She has mango pickle, popular in South Asia and India, plus she has several other foreign and specialty foods that are mostly found in specialty stores.

She also prefers variety, and quality over quantity. Now, I don’t know how often Zoe and Gordon see each other, but as her fridge has enough grub to survive the apocalypse, I have to assume they spend more time at her place. Much of her stash is perishable and 1 person couldn’t possibly finish it.

Gordon too has a touch of the foreign fetish via his wasabi and rice. Now, his fridge doesn’t scream guy’s guy to me, which might be compatible with Zoe, who’s liberal. Any dude that stocks soymilk over beer is more likely to prefer the arts over adventure.

Now, I like that Zoe has beer, wine olives and lemons, which can be for cocktails, but I see no sign of alcohol in Gordon’s fridge, which leads us to…

Is Gordon Sober?

It could be he digs on red wine or spirits that don’t need to chill.

Now, when it comes to dating, there’s no 100% right and wrong. (Unless we’re talking about Oscar Pistorious) Just what’s right and wrong for us. Personally, I couldn’t date someone who’s sober. Some of my closest friends don’t drink, I just happen to be a drinker, and lets face it: it’s not fun to drink alone.

Gordon might very well drink, I just don’t see it here. (And it’s a safe bet he doesn’t have a separate wine fridge, as his main fridges is a starter model).

I do like that they both have cheese on standby to pair with wine, should they have it.

Is Timing Everything?

Zoe and Gordon both looks like they’re starting out in their careers or finishing up school. They’re a good fit for each other on this front. Personally, if I saw a woman with a starter fridge, she wouldn’t be a fit for me. Not that a starter fridge is a turn-off, I’d just think we were in different places in our lives and might not be a match for a long-term relationship.

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Aussie Cosmo I


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don&#8217;t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 1 of 4…


Though I hate to admit my mother was right about anything, she was about this: we are what we eat. (And heavily drink)

Dating is never an exact science, but our fridge can reveal a great deal about us, from our health to lifestyle, income to our sex life.

Now, can the above fridges tell us if these couples are made for Matrimony Manor?  Of course not.  Nothing is more complex and less logical than the heart.  But we can pick up some clues on compatibility.

As we all know, relationships need more than just sex.  Yes, sex can carry you for a weekend, (maybe a month if it’s seriously saucy sex), but after a while, you’ll need something more in common.

So, onto the fridges…

First up is Libby (top 2 fridge pix) and Dane (bottom 2 fridge pix): a duo that’s been dating for three months and are in their early 20s.

Are they compatible?  I say yes on several fronts…

Looks

Right off the bat, they’re both good-looking.  How do I know this?  Their fridges have more pix than a Facebook home page.  Living in LA, I’ve seen plenty of foul looking dudes with beautiful ladies, but for most couples, they’re in the same league.  Libby and Dane are.

Social Life

Sticking with the fridge front, it’s clear they both have a close-knit group of friends.  This I like to see.  Whenever I see a friend disappear cause they’re in a relationship, it’s a red flag.  QT with your BF is vital, but so is adding them to your group of friends rather than replacing them.

It’s also clear they both like clubbing: Libby’s party pic is front and center, as is Dane’s invite to ‘The Club’.

Now, by placing the other’s pic on their fridge, they’re making a place for them in their lives.  It’s not a negative if they weren’t doing this, but it’s a clear sign they’re taking the other seriously.

Healthy

As we delve inside their fridges, we can see they both eat healthy, which brings up a classic formula: healthy diet + exercise = 1 bodacious body.

Libby and Dane are in it to win it.  They both stock fruits and veggies, from spinach to tomatoes, peaches to pineapples.  For a couple in their early 20’s this is impressive, especially considering there’s not much junk food.

Libby also has a reusable bottle of water at home, so the plastic bottles are probably for on the go, a clue she works out.

Some say if you want to know what your date is going to look like in 20 years, check out their mom or dad.  I say check out their fridge.  Cause what they’re downing now will dictate what they’ll look like down the road.

Organized

Both of their fridges are neat, show hygiene and are organized.

That zucchini sticking out of Dane’s drawer scares the hell out of me, but that’s a whole other subject ☺.

Hygiene is beyond important.  In the Charlie Brown cartoons, there’s a reason no one wanted to shag Pig Pen.

Breaking for Breakfast

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  I don’t know who “they” is, but they must be very powerful, as we’ve all heard it.

Libby and Dane are believers.  Libby has a big stash of eggs, and as I don’t see other ingredients for baking, I assume they’re for breakfast.  Dane has eggs, milk and even real maple syrup.  It’s what weekends are made of.  I did a whole Dating Ammo post on the magic of real maple syrup, which is so much better than corn syrup-based crap: http://tmblr.co/Zc4T9s15dAkwH

And never underestimate the power of smell on the dating front.  Waking up your date with the smell of fresh brewed coffee and breakfast is a great move.  Dane’s got some skills.  Here’s a Dating Ammo post on the coffee front: http://tmblr.co/Zc4T9s19S9sVh

Final Observations

Libby has gluten free bread
 and with Chestnut Paste, tries to stay dairy free, so she has some dietary issues.  This is not a problem as long as they don’t have to be Dane’s issues as well.  He needs to respectful of her diet, but dating is a team sport.  They should hit restaurant that have choices for both, not all one way or the other.

Dane’s fridge can use some beer, but I still give him credit for being a guy’s guy.  He has steaks to grill and a bottle of JW Black on hand to get the night started.  I like to see a guy drink a whiskey over vodka.

Now do I put Libby and Dane on par with Will and Kate?  Uh, no.  (Unlike Dane, Will doesn’t take his shirt off every chance he gets ;)  But if Libby and Dane walked down the aisle someday, I’d be a fan.
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Aussie Cosmo I


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don&#8217;t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 1 of 4…


Though I hate to admit my mother was right about anything, she was about this: we are what we eat. (And heavily drink)

Dating is never an exact science, but our fridge can reveal a great deal about us, from our health to lifestyle, income to our sex life.

Now, can the above fridges tell us if these couples are made for Matrimony Manor?  Of course not.  Nothing is more complex and less logical than the heart.  But we can pick up some clues on compatibility.

As we all know, relationships need more than just sex.  Yes, sex can carry you for a weekend, (maybe a month if it’s seriously saucy sex), but after a while, you’ll need something more in common.

So, onto the fridges…

First up is Libby (top 2 fridge pix) and Dane (bottom 2 fridge pix): a duo that’s been dating for three months and are in their early 20s.

Are they compatible?  I say yes on several fronts…

Looks

Right off the bat, they’re both good-looking.  How do I know this?  Their fridges have more pix than a Facebook home page.  Living in LA, I’ve seen plenty of foul looking dudes with beautiful ladies, but for most couples, they’re in the same league.  Libby and Dane are.

Social Life

Sticking with the fridge front, it’s clear they both have a close-knit group of friends.  This I like to see.  Whenever I see a friend disappear cause they’re in a relationship, it’s a red flag.  QT with your BF is vital, but so is adding them to your group of friends rather than replacing them.

It’s also clear they both like clubbing: Libby’s party pic is front and center, as is Dane’s invite to ‘The Club’.

Now, by placing the other’s pic on their fridge, they’re making a place for them in their lives.  It’s not a negative if they weren’t doing this, but it’s a clear sign they’re taking the other seriously.

Healthy

As we delve inside their fridges, we can see they both eat healthy, which brings up a classic formula: healthy diet + exercise = 1 bodacious body.

Libby and Dane are in it to win it.  They both stock fruits and veggies, from spinach to tomatoes, peaches to pineapples.  For a couple in their early 20’s this is impressive, especially considering there’s not much junk food.

Libby also has a reusable bottle of water at home, so the plastic bottles are probably for on the go, a clue she works out.

Some say if you want to know what your date is going to look like in 20 years, check out their mom or dad.  I say check out their fridge.  Cause what they’re downing now will dictate what they’ll look like down the road.

Organized

Both of their fridges are neat, show hygiene and are organized.

That zucchini sticking out of Dane’s drawer scares the hell out of me, but that’s a whole other subject ☺.

Hygiene is beyond important.  In the Charlie Brown cartoons, there’s a reason no one wanted to shag Pig Pen.

Breaking for Breakfast

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  I don’t know who “they” is, but they must be very powerful, as we’ve all heard it.

Libby and Dane are believers.  Libby has a big stash of eggs, and as I don’t see other ingredients for baking, I assume they’re for breakfast.  Dane has eggs, milk and even real maple syrup.  It’s what weekends are made of.  I did a whole Dating Ammo post on the magic of real maple syrup, which is so much better than corn syrup-based crap: http://tmblr.co/Zc4T9s15dAkwH

And never underestimate the power of smell on the dating front.  Waking up your date with the smell of fresh brewed coffee and breakfast is a great move.  Dane’s got some skills.  Here’s a Dating Ammo post on the coffee front: http://tmblr.co/Zc4T9s19S9sVh

Final Observations

Libby has gluten free bread
 and with Chestnut Paste, tries to stay dairy free, so she has some dietary issues.  This is not a problem as long as they don’t have to be Dane’s issues as well.  He needs to respectful of her diet, but dating is a team sport.  They should hit restaurant that have choices for both, not all one way or the other.

Dane’s fridge can use some beer, but I still give him credit for being a guy’s guy.  He has steaks to grill and a bottle of JW Black on hand to get the night started.  I like to see a guy drink a whiskey over vodka.

Now do I put Libby and Dane on par with Will and Kate?  Uh, no.  (Unlike Dane, Will doesn’t take his shirt off every chance he gets ;)  But if Libby and Dane walked down the aisle someday, I’d be a fan.
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Aussie Cosmo I


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don&#8217;t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 1 of 4…


Though I hate to admit my mother was right about anything, she was about this: we are what we eat. (And heavily drink)

Dating is never an exact science, but our fridge can reveal a great deal about us, from our health to lifestyle, income to our sex life.

Now, can the above fridges tell us if these couples are made for Matrimony Manor?  Of course not.  Nothing is more complex and less logical than the heart.  But we can pick up some clues on compatibility.

As we all know, relationships need more than just sex.  Yes, sex can carry you for a weekend, (maybe a month if it’s seriously saucy sex), but after a while, you’ll need something more in common.

So, onto the fridges…

First up is Libby (top 2 fridge pix) and Dane (bottom 2 fridge pix): a duo that’s been dating for three months and are in their early 20s.

Are they compatible?  I say yes on several fronts…

Looks

Right off the bat, they’re both good-looking.  How do I know this?  Their fridges have more pix than a Facebook home page.  Living in LA, I’ve seen plenty of foul looking dudes with beautiful ladies, but for most couples, they’re in the same league.  Libby and Dane are.

Social Life

Sticking with the fridge front, it’s clear they both have a close-knit group of friends.  This I like to see.  Whenever I see a friend disappear cause they’re in a relationship, it’s a red flag.  QT with your BF is vital, but so is adding them to your group of friends rather than replacing them.

It’s also clear they both like clubbing: Libby’s party pic is front and center, as is Dane’s invite to ‘The Club’.

Now, by placing the other’s pic on their fridge, they’re making a place for them in their lives.  It’s not a negative if they weren’t doing this, but it’s a clear sign they’re taking the other seriously.

Healthy

As we delve inside their fridges, we can see they both eat healthy, which brings up a classic formula: healthy diet + exercise = 1 bodacious body.

Libby and Dane are in it to win it.  They both stock fruits and veggies, from spinach to tomatoes, peaches to pineapples.  For a couple in their early 20’s this is impressive, especially considering there’s not much junk food.

Libby also has a reusable bottle of water at home, so the plastic bottles are probably for on the go, a clue she works out.

Some say if you want to know what your date is going to look like in 20 years, check out their mom or dad.  I say check out their fridge.  Cause what they’re downing now will dictate what they’ll look like down the road.

Organized

Both of their fridges are neat, show hygiene and are organized.

That zucchini sticking out of Dane’s drawer scares the hell out of me, but that’s a whole other subject ☺.

Hygiene is beyond important.  In the Charlie Brown cartoons, there’s a reason no one wanted to shag Pig Pen.

Breaking for Breakfast

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  I don’t know who “they” is, but they must be very powerful, as we’ve all heard it.

Libby and Dane are believers.  Libby has a big stash of eggs, and as I don’t see other ingredients for baking, I assume they’re for breakfast.  Dane has eggs, milk and even real maple syrup.  It’s what weekends are made of.  I did a whole Dating Ammo post on the magic of real maple syrup, which is so much better than corn syrup-based crap: http://tmblr.co/Zc4T9s15dAkwH

And never underestimate the power of smell on the dating front.  Waking up your date with the smell of fresh brewed coffee and breakfast is a great move.  Dane’s got some skills.  Here’s a Dating Ammo post on the coffee front: http://tmblr.co/Zc4T9s19S9sVh

Final Observations

Libby has gluten free bread
 and with Chestnut Paste, tries to stay dairy free, so she has some dietary issues.  This is not a problem as long as they don’t have to be Dane’s issues as well.  He needs to respectful of her diet, but dating is a team sport.  They should hit restaurant that have choices for both, not all one way or the other.

Dane’s fridge can use some beer, but I still give him credit for being a guy’s guy.  He has steaks to grill and a bottle of JW Black on hand to get the night started.  I like to see a guy drink a whiskey over vodka.

Now do I put Libby and Dane on par with Will and Kate?  Uh, no.  (Unlike Dane, Will doesn’t take his shirt off every chance he gets ;)  But if Libby and Dane walked down the aisle someday, I’d be a fan.
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Aussie Cosmo I


  I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia!  Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don&#8217;t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.
  
  Here’s couple 1 of 4…


Though I hate to admit my mother was right about anything, she was about this: we are what we eat. (And heavily drink)

Dating is never an exact science, but our fridge can reveal a great deal about us, from our health to lifestyle, income to our sex life.

Now, can the above fridges tell us if these couples are made for Matrimony Manor?  Of course not.  Nothing is more complex and less logical than the heart.  But we can pick up some clues on compatibility.

As we all know, relationships need more than just sex.  Yes, sex can carry you for a weekend, (maybe a month if it’s seriously saucy sex), but after a while, you’ll need something more in common.

So, onto the fridges…

First up is Libby (top 2 fridge pix) and Dane (bottom 2 fridge pix): a duo that’s been dating for three months and are in their early 20s.

Are they compatible?  I say yes on several fronts…

Looks

Right off the bat, they’re both good-looking.  How do I know this?  Their fridges have more pix than a Facebook home page.  Living in LA, I’ve seen plenty of foul looking dudes with beautiful ladies, but for most couples, they’re in the same league.  Libby and Dane are.

Social Life

Sticking with the fridge front, it’s clear they both have a close-knit group of friends.  This I like to see.  Whenever I see a friend disappear cause they’re in a relationship, it’s a red flag.  QT with your BF is vital, but so is adding them to your group of friends rather than replacing them.

It’s also clear they both like clubbing: Libby’s party pic is front and center, as is Dane’s invite to ‘The Club’.

Now, by placing the other’s pic on their fridge, they’re making a place for them in their lives.  It’s not a negative if they weren’t doing this, but it’s a clear sign they’re taking the other seriously.

Healthy

As we delve inside their fridges, we can see they both eat healthy, which brings up a classic formula: healthy diet + exercise = 1 bodacious body.

Libby and Dane are in it to win it.  They both stock fruits and veggies, from spinach to tomatoes, peaches to pineapples.  For a couple in their early 20’s this is impressive, especially considering there’s not much junk food.

Libby also has a reusable bottle of water at home, so the plastic bottles are probably for on the go, a clue she works out.

Some say if you want to know what your date is going to look like in 20 years, check out their mom or dad.  I say check out their fridge.  Cause what they’re downing now will dictate what they’ll look like down the road.

Organized

Both of their fridges are neat, show hygiene and are organized.

That zucchini sticking out of Dane’s drawer scares the hell out of me, but that’s a whole other subject ☺.

Hygiene is beyond important.  In the Charlie Brown cartoons, there’s a reason no one wanted to shag Pig Pen.

Breaking for Breakfast

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  I don’t know who “they” is, but they must be very powerful, as we’ve all heard it.

Libby and Dane are believers.  Libby has a big stash of eggs, and as I don’t see other ingredients for baking, I assume they’re for breakfast.  Dane has eggs, milk and even real maple syrup.  It’s what weekends are made of.  I did a whole Dating Ammo post on the magic of real maple syrup, which is so much better than corn syrup-based crap: http://tmblr.co/Zc4T9s15dAkwH

And never underestimate the power of smell on the dating front.  Waking up your date with the smell of fresh brewed coffee and breakfast is a great move.  Dane’s got some skills.  Here’s a Dating Ammo post on the coffee front: http://tmblr.co/Zc4T9s19S9sVh

Final Observations

Libby has gluten free bread
 and with Chestnut Paste, tries to stay dairy free, so she has some dietary issues.  This is not a problem as long as they don’t have to be Dane’s issues as well.  He needs to respectful of her diet, but dating is a team sport.  They should hit restaurant that have choices for both, not all one way or the other.

Dane’s fridge can use some beer, but I still give him credit for being a guy’s guy.  He has steaks to grill and a bottle of JW Black on hand to get the night started.  I like to see a guy drink a whiskey over vodka.

Now do I put Libby and Dane on par with Will and Kate?  Uh, no.  (Unlike Dane, Will doesn’t take his shirt off every chance he gets ;)  But if Libby and Dane walked down the aisle someday, I’d be a fan.
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Aussie Cosmo I

I was featured in Cosmopolitan Australia! Working with the talented Julia Naughton, I analyzed the fridges of 4 couples who don’t live together to see how compatible they are on the dating front.

Here’s couple 1 of 4…


Though I hate to admit my mother was right about anything, she was about this: we are what we eat. (And heavily drink)

Dating is never an exact science, but our fridge can reveal a great deal about us, from our health to lifestyle, income to our sex life.

Now, can the above fridges tell us if these couples are made for Matrimony Manor? Of course not. Nothing is more complex and less logical than the heart. But we can pick up some clues on compatibility.

As we all know, relationships need more than just sex. Yes, sex can carry you for a weekend, (maybe a month if it’s seriously saucy sex), but after a while, you’ll need something more in common.

So, onto the fridges…

First up is Libby (top 2 fridge pix) and Dane (bottom 2 fridge pix): a duo that’s been dating for three months and are in their early 20s.

Are they compatible? I say yes on several fronts…

Looks

Right off the bat, they’re both good-looking. How do I know this? Their fridges have more pix than a Facebook home page. Living in LA, I’ve seen plenty of foul looking dudes with beautiful ladies, but for most couples, they’re in the same league. Libby and Dane are.

Social Life

Sticking with the fridge front, it’s clear they both have a close-knit group of friends. This I like to see. Whenever I see a friend disappear cause they’re in a relationship, it’s a red flag. QT with your BF is vital, but so is adding them to your group of friends rather than replacing them.

It’s also clear they both like clubbing: Libby’s party pic is front and center, as is Dane’s invite to ‘The Club’.

Now, by placing the other’s pic on their fridge, they’re making a place for them in their lives. It’s not a negative if they weren’t doing this, but it’s a clear sign they’re taking the other seriously.

Healthy

As we delve inside their fridges, we can see they both eat healthy, which brings up a classic formula: healthy diet + exercise = 1 bodacious body.

Libby and Dane are in it to win it. They both stock fruits and veggies, from spinach to tomatoes, peaches to pineapples. For a couple in their early 20’s this is impressive, especially considering there’s not much junk food.

Libby also has a reusable bottle of water at home, so the plastic bottles are probably for on the go, a clue she works out.

Some say if you want to know what your date is going to look like in 20 years, check out their mom or dad. I say check out their fridge. Cause what they’re downing now will dictate what they’ll look like down the road.

Organized

Both of their fridges are neat, show hygiene and are organized.

That zucchini sticking out of Dane’s drawer scares the hell out of me, but that’s a whole other subject ☺.

Hygiene is beyond important. In the Charlie Brown cartoons, there’s a reason no one wanted to shag Pig Pen.

Breaking for Breakfast

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I don’t know who “they” is, but they must be very powerful, as we’ve all heard it.

Libby and Dane are believers. Libby has a big stash of eggs, and as I don’t see other ingredients for baking, I assume they’re for breakfast. Dane has eggs, milk and even real maple syrup. It’s what weekends are made of. I did a whole Dating Ammo post on the magic of real maple syrup, which is so much better than corn syrup-based crap: http://tmblr.co/Zc4T9s15dAkwH

And never underestimate the power of smell on the dating front. Waking up your date with the smell of fresh brewed coffee and breakfast is a great move. Dane’s got some skills. Here’s a Dating Ammo post on the coffee front: http://tmblr.co/Zc4T9s19S9sVh

Final Observations

Libby has gluten free bread
 and with Chestnut Paste, tries to stay dairy free, so she has some dietary issues. This is not a problem as long as they don’t have to be Dane’s issues as well. He needs to respectful of her diet, but dating is a team sport. They should hit restaurant that have choices for both, not all one way or the other.

Dane’s fridge can use some beer, but I still give him credit for being a guy’s guy. He has steaks to grill and a bottle of JW Black on hand to get the night started. I like to see a guy drink a whiskey over vodka.

Now do I put Libby and Dane on par with Will and Kate? Uh, no. (Unlike Dane, Will doesn’t take his shirt off every chance he gets ;) But if Libby and Dane walked down the aisle someday, I’d be a fan.

6Medium, Media, Male, Female, Mustdate,

Medicine Cabinet


  Stonehill
  
  Love your blog, man.  I always checked a girl’s medicine cabinet, especially in NY and felt like that was the perfect gauge.
  
  I know you’re the fridge master, but can you analyze this medicine cabinet for me??
  
  Thanks!
  
  -Bob


Stonehill Analysis

Hey Bob,

They say eyes are the windows to their soul.

Well, medicine cabinets can be the windows to their sanity.

The fact is, we’re all dating detectives and we all have our methods to analyze a prospect.  I’ve always felt a fridge is the most revealing, but a medicine cabinet is a close second.

The tricky thing can be most medicine cabinets are harder to access than a fridge.  By no means are we talking Mission Impossible here, but if they have more than one bathroom, you’ll most likely need to pass the slap &amp; tickle phase of the relationship to gain entry to their master.

As you’ve already done the heavy lifting here, count me in.   CTF is about finding and analyzing clues that reveal probable truths about a person.

So lets dive in…

Zoloft

We’re all a little crazy.  But there’s wacky pack and there&#8217;s wacky-wacky pack.  Your lady is the latter.  Some of my dearest friends have been on anti-depressants.  My first love was even bipolar.  And I can say from that experience that there are challenges that come with it.

By no means should it be a deal breaker, but a relationship will probably be more of a roller coaster ride (which some people are attracted to).

Xanax

I personally take sleeping pills, more so when travelling overseas, occasionally while home and I can say from experience that Xanax rocks.  But it can be abused, which would negatively affect your life with this person.  Keep an eye on how often she takes Mother’s Little Helper.

The cabinet itself

She’s making moola.  The wall tile, marble backsplash and counter, plus fixtures tell me this is a coop or condo building.  By the look of it, I’d guess pre-war.  I’ve seen plenty of ladies living large on daddy’s dime, but they’re usually in rental buildings so they’re not tied down til Mr. Spesh comes along.

Thus, I’d assume your lady has a solid career.  Money can’t buy happiness, but it helps.  And it also helps that she has a career, a trait I like.  Gives you more to talk about at night.

Now, it might not be as crowded as China, but it can pass for the 6 train.  She’s either outgrown her space, or has to purge.  Like our fridge, chaos in one’s medicine cabinet usually equals chaos in one’s life.  This is by no means a shit-show, but it does need some cleaning and organization.

ReNew Life

She’s looking out for her digestive health, which is a good thing.  As Jamie Lee Curtis likes to remind us, a regular woman is a happy one.

Calamine lotion

This is a good sign she’s outdoorsy.  If she was spending most of her time inside, I don’t think she’d go out of her way to treat mosquito bites.

Beauty products

This is not the most righ-rez pic so I can’t decipher everything in here, but she does have a shitload of skin products.  This I like to see.  If she’s not taking care of her looks when she’s single, she’ll most likely look huda when married.

She’s got enough serums, creams, potions, lotions, and brushes to rival a Korean nail salon.

Lastly, she’s Brand Conscious

I can’t see most of the brands, which would be revealing, but I&#8217;m glad to see she’s going with name brands like Tylenol, Theraflu and Advil.  This tells me she&#8217;s most likely brand conscious in other areas of her life as well.

Medicine Cabinet Dating Scorecard

Shag on first date: 5
In He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not fashion, lets pretend we have 2 petals left on a flower&#8230;

She&#8217;ll Bang You&#8230;cause she has a busy career, so if she wants to no-pants-dance, she doesn’t have much time to play games.

She&#8217;ll Bang You Not&#8230;cause I don’t see the pill.  She might keep it in her bedside table, but if she’s not on the pill, it lessens a visit to Titillation Town on date 1.  She also has no other allies in here, such as condoms or KY.

Marry: 5.5
It’s promising to see she’s financially sound, has a thriving career and is taking care of her health and looks.

I’m not crazy about the fact that her life seems a bit chaotic and along with anti-depressants, it’s important that she’s responsible enough to take her medication.

Sleeping with the Enemy: 6
It’s easy to say we’re dealing with a Bunny Boiler here.  If it was meds alone, the number would be lower, as half of NY is on them.  Adding in the messy med cab is what brings us up to yellow alert.

I’d like to stress, she does have a ton going for her and she might very well be the catch of NY, or at the very least, insanely fun to get naked with.   So my recommendation is to tread onward, just make it lightly.
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Medicine Cabinet

Stonehill

Love your blog, man. I always checked a girl’s medicine cabinet, especially in NY and felt like that was the perfect gauge.

I know you’re the fridge master, but can you analyze this medicine cabinet for me??

Thanks!

-Bob

Stonehill Analysis

Hey Bob,

They say eyes are the windows to their soul.

Well, medicine cabinets can be the windows to their sanity.

The fact is, we’re all dating detectives and we all have our methods to analyze a prospect. I’ve always felt a fridge is the most revealing, but a medicine cabinet is a close second.

The tricky thing can be most medicine cabinets are harder to access than a fridge. By no means are we talking Mission Impossible here, but if they have more than one bathroom, you’ll most likely need to pass the slap & tickle phase of the relationship to gain entry to their master.

As you’ve already done the heavy lifting here, count me in. CTF is about finding and analyzing clues that reveal probable truths about a person.

So lets dive in…

Zoloft

We’re all a little crazy. But there’s wacky pack and there’s wacky-wacky pack. Your lady is the latter. Some of my dearest friends have been on anti-depressants. My first love was even bipolar. And I can say from that experience that there are challenges that come with it.

By no means should it be a deal breaker, but a relationship will probably be more of a roller coaster ride (which some people are attracted to).

Xanax

I personally take sleeping pills, more so when travelling overseas, occasionally while home and I can say from experience that Xanax rocks. But it can be abused, which would negatively affect your life with this person. Keep an eye on how often she takes Mother’s Little Helper.

The cabinet itself

She’s making moola. The wall tile, marble backsplash and counter, plus fixtures tell me this is a coop or condo building. By the look of it, I’d guess pre-war. I’ve seen plenty of ladies living large on daddy’s dime, but they’re usually in rental buildings so they’re not tied down til Mr. Spesh comes along.

Thus, I’d assume your lady has a solid career. Money can’t buy happiness, but it helps. And it also helps that she has a career, a trait I like. Gives you more to talk about at night.

Now, it might not be as crowded as China, but it can pass for the 6 train. She’s either outgrown her space, or has to purge. Like our fridge, chaos in one’s medicine cabinet usually equals chaos in one’s life. This is by no means a shit-show, but it does need some cleaning and organization.

ReNew Life

She’s looking out for her digestive health, which is a good thing. As Jamie Lee Curtis likes to remind us, a regular woman is a happy one.

Calamine lotion

This is a good sign she’s outdoorsy. If she was spending most of her time inside, I don’t think she’d go out of her way to treat mosquito bites.

Beauty products

This is not the most righ-rez pic so I can’t decipher everything in here, but she does have a shitload of skin products. This I like to see. If she’s not taking care of her looks when she’s single, she’ll most likely look huda when married.

She’s got enough serums, creams, potions, lotions, and brushes to rival a Korean nail salon.

Lastly, she’s Brand Conscious

I can’t see most of the brands, which would be revealing, but I’m glad to see she’s going with name brands like Tylenol, Theraflu and Advil. This tells me she’s most likely brand conscious in other areas of her life as well.

Medicine Cabinet Dating Scorecard

Shag on first date: 5
In He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not fashion, lets pretend we have 2 petals left on a flower…

She’ll Bang You…cause she has a busy career, so if she wants to no-pants-dance, she doesn’t have much time to play games.

She’ll Bang You Not…cause I don’t see the pill. She might keep it in her bedside table, but if she’s not on the pill, it lessens a visit to Titillation Town on date 1. She also has no other allies in here, such as condoms or KY.

Marry: 5.5
It’s promising to see she’s financially sound, has a thriving career and is taking care of her health and looks.

I’m not crazy about the fact that her life seems a bit chaotic and along with anti-depressants, it’s important that she’s responsible enough to take her medication.

Sleeping with the Enemy: 6
It’s easy to say we’re dealing with a Bunny Boiler here. If it was meds alone, the number would be lower, as half of NY is on them. Adding in the messy med cab is what brings us up to yellow alert.

I’d like to stress, she does have a ton going for her and she might very well be the catch of NY, or at the very least, insanely fun to get naked with. So my recommendation is to tread onward, just make it lightly.

6Medium, Female, Mustbang, Dating, Relationships, Love, Advice, Insight, Date, Medicine, Quotes, Humor, funny,

Fridge Analysis


  While in the UK, I met with Vicky, the online editor of TNT Magazine, who wanted to know what her fridge revealed about her dating life.
  
  In one word, plenty&#8230;


Stonehill Analysis

When we hit it off with members of the opposite sex, there are two roads it can lead: Saucy Town and the Friendship Tip.

As we’ve all visited both camps, we all know that both have led to wonderful relationships.  Yes, When Harry Met Sally is one of my all-time fave flicks, but I truly believe men and women can be friends.

I make this point as we’ll be friends with a much higher percentage of people we meet than those we get intimate with.  When I look at Vicky’s fridge, if we were both single, that’s what I see…us as bosom buddies, but nothing more.

Why?  It’s a good bet she’s a vegetarian whereas I don’t think I’ve had a meal in my life that didn’t have one ingredient that was once living.  Dating is a team sport and compromise is required on many fronts in all relationships, but there are certain eating habits that are hard to mesh.

Pescatarian and carnivore, yes.  Vegetarian and the opposite of vegetarian, very tough.

Now, diving into Vicky’s fridge lets see what we can learn and map out a good match for her…

1. She has starter fridge

So there’s a good chance she’s starting out, or at least in the early part of career.  I say starter fridge, as it’s a counter model that doesn’t reach much higher than my kneecap.

As I assume Vicky is in the early part of her career, she’s probably in her 20’s.  Thus, a dude in his 20’s or early 30’s would be a good match.  (Unless she’s got daddy issues, then we can expand to a Downton Abby age differential, but that’s not the vibe I get)

2. Geographically desirable?

Sometimes it’s fun to find geo-hints of where a fridge owner lives.  For Vicky, it’s obvious she lives in the UK.  She’s got a Union Jack holding her strawberries, and as Britain is neither known as the spinach capital of the world, nor a place known for exporting Popeye’s favorite snack, her ‘British Spinach’ cements she’s in the motherland.

Every day, love does conquer all.  It’s what movies are made of.  But life’s not a movie and most successful relationships have the odds in their favor.  I bring this up as the odds are Vicky will end up with a dude living in the UK as well.  Long distance relationship can and do work, it’s just a tougher road.

3. Something’s cookin’

I see signs Vicky is a bit of a foodie, and likes to cook.  A good match doesn’t need to equal her culinary skills, but he does need to appreciate them.  I never met a chef who enjoyed cooking for an unappreciated customer.  Vicky has sundried tomatoes, not an item normally served on its own, and more often an ingredient.

She also has Madras paste along with Sweet Chutney, both primarily building blocks to a tasty dish.  A great Vicky dating move would invite him over for dinner, he brings the wine, and Vicky makes the meal.  There’s a reason we see this in endless romantic comedies…cause it works.

Now Vicky either bakes or loves breakfast, because if she had any more eggs, she’d be running a B&amp;B.  With the vat of margarine, the chances she bakes goes up.  I love ladies who bake, it’s a nurturing quality, and as we all know, the best path to a man’s heart is through his stomach.   (If you don’t know the 2nd best path, email me)

4. Hectic schedule

Vicky’s life seems to be a bit chaotic at the moment.  Her fridge is by no means a disaster, and I don’t get the wackypack vibe from her, but it is a tad messy.  That, along with that schmutz collecting on the bottom tells me she’s not a neatfreak and her schedule has been demanding lately.

As Vicky is busy building a career, a good match for her will have to be supportive of that.  And of course, not a dude who’s immaculate.

5. Well-Rounded

Everything in moderation and Vicky is the epitome of this.

She truly is a diverse chica that doesn’t like to be pigeonholed…plenty of healthy food for a foxy figure and some fun junk food to blow off some steam.

As mom taught us, a healthy diet + exercise = 1 bodacious body.

Vicy’s got spinach, Soy milk, OJ (also good for when guys are over, we love OJ), fruits and veggies.  If you can’t put your best foot forward when you’re single, you’ll probably look even worse when you’re married.  Vicky is clearly making an effort.

I also like to see she has some date-ready items.  To assist her hosting duties, she has salsa, which is great to throw out with some chips, and pizza in case she and her dude have a case of the late night munchies.

Plus, she has milk…if it’s to brew coffee in the morning, that’s another smart move.  Smell is the most under-rated of the 5 senses on the dating front.  To wake up your date with the smell of breakfast and fresh brewed coffee is killer.  Vicky has all the tools to do so.

Final Thoughts

Nothing is 100% right and wrong when it comes to dating.  (Unless we’re talking Oscar Pictorious, of course)  Just what’s right and wrong for us.

Vicky clearly has a lot going for her, the question is who’s the best fit?

One thing to note is I don’t see any booze.  It might be kept elsewhere, but if you don’t drink, that’ll impact your dating as most dates revolve around eating and drinking.

It also appears Vicky has a cat.  Personally, I don’t mind them the way some people do.  She obviously won’t be a good fit with a cat-hater and overall, it’s important that she’s not the type who loves her pet more than her partner.

Overall, I get the vibe that Vicky is fun, with a sprinkle of cool, loving, nurturing and sassy, with just the right dash of crazy mixed in.

Fridge Dating Scorecard

Shag on first date: 4.5
Any girl who has zero booze in her fridge has a less than average shot of shagging on the 1st date.  This is not a positive or negative, it’s just booze has greased the rails to many memorable mistakes for generations.

Marry: 7
She has qualities that are great for a life partner.  She cooks and bakes, which shows a nurturing quality and a sense of domestication.  She also has some fun shareable food in there, and can play host, another positive.

Personally, I’d like to see some booze and beef in there, but as they said in Some Like it Hot, nobdy’s perfect ☺.

Sleeping with the Enemy: 3.5
With the schmtuz on the bottom shelf, it does raise her odds of crazy.  That along with her disheveled fridge door (and the fact that like Glenn Close, she has a cat) might not bring her up to red alert, but does bump her up the scale a bit.
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Fridge Analysis


  While in the UK, I met with Vicky, the online editor of TNT Magazine, who wanted to know what her fridge revealed about her dating life.
  
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Stonehill Analysis

When we hit it off with members of the opposite sex, there are two roads it can lead: Saucy Town and the Friendship Tip.

As we’ve all visited both camps, we all know that both have led to wonderful relationships.  Yes, When Harry Met Sally is one of my all-time fave flicks, but I truly believe men and women can be friends.

I make this point as we’ll be friends with a much higher percentage of people we meet than those we get intimate with.  When I look at Vicky’s fridge, if we were both single, that’s what I see…us as bosom buddies, but nothing more.

Why?  It’s a good bet she’s a vegetarian whereas I don’t think I’ve had a meal in my life that didn’t have one ingredient that was once living.  Dating is a team sport and compromise is required on many fronts in all relationships, but there are certain eating habits that are hard to mesh.

Pescatarian and carnivore, yes.  Vegetarian and the opposite of vegetarian, very tough.

Now, diving into Vicky’s fridge lets see what we can learn and map out a good match for her…

1. She has starter fridge

So there’s a good chance she’s starting out, or at least in the early part of career.  I say starter fridge, as it’s a counter model that doesn’t reach much higher than my kneecap.

As I assume Vicky is in the early part of her career, she’s probably in her 20’s.  Thus, a dude in his 20’s or early 30’s would be a good match.  (Unless she’s got daddy issues, then we can expand to a Downton Abby age differential, but that’s not the vibe I get)

2. Geographically desirable?

Sometimes it’s fun to find geo-hints of where a fridge owner lives.  For Vicky, it’s obvious she lives in the UK.  She’s got a Union Jack holding her strawberries, and as Britain is neither known as the spinach capital of the world, nor a place known for exporting Popeye’s favorite snack, her ‘British Spinach’ cements she’s in the motherland.

Every day, love does conquer all.  It’s what movies are made of.  But life’s not a movie and most successful relationships have the odds in their favor.  I bring this up as the odds are Vicky will end up with a dude living in the UK as well.  Long distance relationship can and do work, it’s just a tougher road.

3. Something’s cookin’

I see signs Vicky is a bit of a foodie, and likes to cook.  A good match doesn’t need to equal her culinary skills, but he does need to appreciate them.  I never met a chef who enjoyed cooking for an unappreciated customer.  Vicky has sundried tomatoes, not an item normally served on its own, and more often an ingredient.

She also has Madras paste along with Sweet Chutney, both primarily building blocks to a tasty dish.  A great Vicky dating move would invite him over for dinner, he brings the wine, and Vicky makes the meal.  There’s a reason we see this in endless romantic comedies…cause it works.

Now Vicky either bakes or loves breakfast, because if she had any more eggs, she’d be running a B&amp;B.  With the vat of margarine, the chances she bakes goes up.  I love ladies who bake, it’s a nurturing quality, and as we all know, the best path to a man’s heart is through his stomach.   (If you don’t know the 2nd best path, email me)

4. Hectic schedule

Vicky’s life seems to be a bit chaotic at the moment.  Her fridge is by no means a disaster, and I don’t get the wackypack vibe from her, but it is a tad messy.  That, along with that schmutz collecting on the bottom tells me she’s not a neatfreak and her schedule has been demanding lately.

As Vicky is busy building a career, a good match for her will have to be supportive of that.  And of course, not a dude who’s immaculate.

5. Well-Rounded

Everything in moderation and Vicky is the epitome of this.

She truly is a diverse chica that doesn’t like to be pigeonholed…plenty of healthy food for a foxy figure and some fun junk food to blow off some steam.

As mom taught us, a healthy diet + exercise = 1 bodacious body.

Vicy’s got spinach, Soy milk, OJ (also good for when guys are over, we love OJ), fruits and veggies.  If you can’t put your best foot forward when you’re single, you’ll probably look even worse when you’re married.  Vicky is clearly making an effort.

I also like to see she has some date-ready items.  To assist her hosting duties, she has salsa, which is great to throw out with some chips, and pizza in case she and her dude have a case of the late night munchies.

Plus, she has milk…if it’s to brew coffee in the morning, that’s another smart move.  Smell is the most under-rated of the 5 senses on the dating front.  To wake up your date with the smell of breakfast and fresh brewed coffee is killer.  Vicky has all the tools to do so.

Final Thoughts

Nothing is 100% right and wrong when it comes to dating.  (Unless we’re talking Oscar Pictorious, of course)  Just what’s right and wrong for us.

Vicky clearly has a lot going for her, the question is who’s the best fit?

One thing to note is I don’t see any booze.  It might be kept elsewhere, but if you don’t drink, that’ll impact your dating as most dates revolve around eating and drinking.

It also appears Vicky has a cat.  Personally, I don’t mind them the way some people do.  She obviously won’t be a good fit with a cat-hater and overall, it’s important that she’s not the type who loves her pet more than her partner.

Overall, I get the vibe that Vicky is fun, with a sprinkle of cool, loving, nurturing and sassy, with just the right dash of crazy mixed in.

Fridge Dating Scorecard

Shag on first date: 4.5
Any girl who has zero booze in her fridge has a less than average shot of shagging on the 1st date.  This is not a positive or negative, it’s just booze has greased the rails to many memorable mistakes for generations.

Marry: 7
She has qualities that are great for a life partner.  She cooks and bakes, which shows a nurturing quality and a sense of domestication.  She also has some fun shareable food in there, and can play host, another positive.

Personally, I’d like to see some booze and beef in there, but as they said in Some Like it Hot, nobdy’s perfect ☺.

Sleeping with the Enemy: 3.5
With the schmtuz on the bottom shelf, it does raise her odds of crazy.  That along with her disheveled fridge door (and the fact that like Glenn Close, she has a cat) might not bring her up to red alert, but does bump her up the scale a bit.
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Fridge Analysis

While in the UK, I met with Vicky, the online editor of TNT Magazine, who wanted to know what her fridge revealed about her dating life.

In one word, plenty…

Stonehill Analysis

When we hit it off with members of the opposite sex, there are two roads it can lead: Saucy Town and the Friendship Tip.

As we’ve all visited both camps, we all know that both have led to wonderful relationships. Yes, When Harry Met Sally is one of my all-time fave flicks, but I truly believe men and women can be friends.

I make this point as we’ll be friends with a much higher percentage of people we meet than those we get intimate with. When I look at Vicky’s fridge, if we were both single, that’s what I see…us as bosom buddies, but nothing more.

Why? It’s a good bet she’s a vegetarian whereas I don’t think I’ve had a meal in my life that didn’t have one ingredient that was once living. Dating is a team sport and compromise is required on many fronts in all relationships, but there are certain eating habits that are hard to mesh.

Pescatarian and carnivore, yes. Vegetarian and the opposite of vegetarian, very tough.

Now, diving into Vicky’s fridge lets see what we can learn and map out a good match for her…

1. She has starter fridge

So there’s a good chance she’s starting out, or at least in the early part of career. I say starter fridge, as it’s a counter model that doesn’t reach much higher than my kneecap.

As I assume Vicky is in the early part of her career, she’s probably in her 20’s. Thus, a dude in his 20’s or early 30’s would be a good match. (Unless she’s got daddy issues, then we can expand to a Downton Abby age differential, but that’s not the vibe I get)

2. Geographically desirable?

Sometimes it’s fun to find geo-hints of where a fridge owner lives. For Vicky, it’s obvious she lives in the UK. She’s got a Union Jack holding her strawberries, and as Britain is neither known as the spinach capital of the world, nor a place known for exporting Popeye’s favorite snack, her ‘British Spinach’ cements she’s in the motherland.

Every day, love does conquer all. It’s what movies are made of. But life’s not a movie and most successful relationships have the odds in their favor. I bring this up as the odds are Vicky will end up with a dude living in the UK as well. Long distance relationship can and do work, it’s just a tougher road.

3. Something’s cookin’

I see signs Vicky is a bit of a foodie, and likes to cook. A good match doesn’t need to equal her culinary skills, but he does need to appreciate them. I never met a chef who enjoyed cooking for an unappreciated customer. Vicky has sundried tomatoes, not an item normally served on its own, and more often an ingredient.

She also has Madras paste along with Sweet Chutney, both primarily building blocks to a tasty dish. A great Vicky dating move would invite him over for dinner, he brings the wine, and Vicky makes the meal. There’s a reason we see this in endless romantic comedies…cause it works.

Now Vicky either bakes or loves breakfast, because if she had any more eggs, she’d be running a B&B. With the vat of margarine, the chances she bakes goes up. I love ladies who bake, it’s a nurturing quality, and as we all know, the best path to a man’s heart is through his stomach. (If you don’t know the 2nd best path, email me)

4. Hectic schedule

Vicky’s life seems to be a bit chaotic at the moment. Her fridge is by no means a disaster, and I don’t get the wackypack vibe from her, but it is a tad messy. That, along with that schmutz collecting on the bottom tells me she’s not a neatfreak and her schedule has been demanding lately.

As Vicky is busy building a career, a good match for her will have to be supportive of that. And of course, not a dude who’s immaculate.

5. Well-Rounded

Everything in moderation and Vicky is the epitome of this.

She truly is a diverse chica that doesn’t like to be pigeonholed…plenty of healthy food for a foxy figure and some fun junk food to blow off some steam.

As mom taught us, a healthy diet + exercise = 1 bodacious body.

Vicy’s got spinach, Soy milk, OJ (also good for when guys are over, we love OJ), fruits and veggies. If you can’t put your best foot forward when you’re single, you’ll probably look even worse when you’re married. Vicky is clearly making an effort.

I also like to see she has some date-ready items. To assist her hosting duties, she has salsa, which is great to throw out with some chips, and pizza in case she and her dude have a case of the late night munchies.

Plus, she has milk…if it’s to brew coffee in the morning, that’s another smart move. Smell is the most under-rated of the 5 senses on the dating front. To wake up your date with the smell of breakfast and fresh brewed coffee is killer. Vicky has all the tools to do so.

Final Thoughts

Nothing is 100% right and wrong when it comes to dating. (Unless we’re talking Oscar Pictorious, of course) Just what’s right and wrong for us.

Vicky clearly has a lot going for her, the question is who’s the best fit?

One thing to note is I don’t see any booze. It might be kept elsewhere, but if you don’t drink, that’ll impact your dating as most dates revolve around eating and drinking.

It also appears Vicky has a cat. Personally, I don’t mind them the way some people do. She obviously won’t be a good fit with a cat-hater and overall, it’s important that she’s not the type who loves her pet more than her partner.

Overall, I get the vibe that Vicky is fun, with a sprinkle of cool, loving, nurturing and sassy, with just the right dash of crazy mixed in.

Fridge Dating Scorecard

Shag on first date: 4.5
Any girl who has zero booze in her fridge has a less than average shot of shagging on the 1st date. This is not a positive or negative, it’s just booze has greased the rails to many memorable mistakes for generations.

Marry: 7
She has qualities that are great for a life partner. She cooks and bakes, which shows a nurturing quality and a sense of domestication. She also has some fun shareable food in there, and can play host, another positive.

Personally, I’d like to see some booze and beef in there, but as they said in Some Like it Hot, nobdy’s perfect ☺.

Sleeping with the Enemy: 3.5
With the schmtuz on the bottom shelf, it does raise her odds of crazy. That along with her disheveled fridge door (and the fact that like Glenn Close, she has a cat) might not bring her up to red alert, but does bump her up the scale a bit.

6Medium, Female, Maybebang, Dating, Relationships, Refrigerator, Food, Drink, Cocktails, Insight, Advice, Quote, Funny, Humor,

Fridge Analysis

Stonehill,

I have been out with with this girl a few times and finally managed to get a shot of her fridge. I was only able to get this shot, without her catching me. She is a MILF who is going through a divorce, the jury is still out on the level of her craziness so I am hoping you can shed some light on it for me. Should I be running yet? Thanks for the help, bro!

-Brad

Stonehill Analysis

Brad,

Right off the bat, I’m excited for you. (And your penis) If this MILF is going through a divorce, she wants nothing more than to rock your world, and further justify that whatever problems she had in her marriage, it was her husband’s fault and he was a total dick.

So don’t run yet. At least not til she bangs you so much, you can’t run, just limp.

Now lets see what else our first MILF fridge tells us…

Even if she drinks beer, there’s enough here that she clearly wants to make her guy comfy. She even bought a variety pack to cover all the bases, from lager to stout. (Smart chick :) Plus, I’m making the assumption that her kids are not drinking age: if she was knocked up as a teenager, her fridge would probably be held together with duck tape.

Her fridge also tells me that she’s doing okay financially, and looking for better things from you than money. This is backed up by the fact that she’s buying only name brands: Philadelphia, Kraft, Silk and French’s are all Stonehill-approved: (though I’m a Gulden’s man myself).

One red flag is on the 3rd shelf from the bottom…is that a freakin’ wine box?? If so, that reinforces you’re in for a sprint, not a marathon. The women I know don’t drink their wine from cardboard. I mean, 2-Buck Chuck comes in a bottle. You’re clearly not dealing with a culture queen here.

Now, with a kid in the house, there’s a serious lack of quality kid food. I mean, where’s the Hawaiian Punch? The Smuckers Jelly? The Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup, the Log Cabin??? This MILF seems way uptight with her kid, which brings her up to Level 3 on the Wackpack Warning System.

This is crap news for Junior, but great news for you…uptight, conservative women are the biggest freaks in the bedroom. Scientific fact.

If you meet her kid, sneak him a box of Twinkies, and tell’m to hide it under his bed. That way, he’s on your side, and has another excuse to stay in his room and away from his mom’s door when she bangs you.

So set up camp and rest well tonight soldier. You have long battles ahead. And rest you must. You and your cavalry are going to need it.

Fridge Dating Scorecard

Shag on first date: 9.9
I don’t believe in 10’s, but this is a slam dunk on a 6 foot hoop. She needs to cure I’ll-Never-Get-Laid-Again syndrome and anything short of a seizure won’t blow this one.

Marry: 0.1
The poor girl is going through a divorce, don’t even think about it. And as she’s practically thinking like a guy right now, that’s the last thing on her mind.

Sleeping with the Enemy: 3
She’s got bigger bunnies to boil, starting with her ex-husband’s.

6Medium, Female, Mustbang, Dating, Relationship, Marriage, Love, Advice, Funny, Insight, Humor, Refridgerator, Food, Drinks,

Fridge Analysis

Stonehill,

I’ve been on 3 dates with Katie. I’m already getting an idea if this will go anywhere, but curious what you get from her Fridge.

Cheers,

-Ben

Stonehill Analysis

Ben, I can’t say Katie is a layup, but I can say she’s got potential.

She’s got multiple beer brands, Jello Pudding, Cinnamon Roll dough and quality OJ. That tells me one thing: Girl Next Door. And though it takes us decades to appreciate sweet ol’ Betty over clambake Veronica, sooner or later, we come to learn that GNDs are eight shades of awesome.

I’d assume she has multiple beer brands because she has multiple guy friends and aims to keep them happy. That’s a good thing. A girl who gets along well with men is a plus. The key is that she’s not afraid to disappoint her guy friends by having someone more important enter her life. Guys are often protective of their wing-women and a GND needs to draw boundaries between her buddies and her banging.

She does seem to be early on in her career as she’s clearly working, but not pulling in the big bucks. She does have name bands, but nothing upscale, except maybe her OJ as it’s not from concentrate. (For the record, Tropicana and Simply Orange are way better than Florida’s Natural).

There’s also nothing in her fridge that reveals she’s environmentally conscious except for the water pitcher, so I have to assume that’s to save dinero. And the salsa and dips are probably for a stash of chips in the cupboard. You know what that means? She likes football. (Giggidy-giggidy)

You could have a quality partner in crime here. But be aware of her boys and don’t try to win them over. No one likes an ass licker. Just sit back and lets it develop over time. If you’re not a douche, they’ll come around. Sooner or later.

Fridge Dating Scorecard

Shag on first date: 5
It’s middle of the road, cause she’s crossed on this front. She’s comfortable around men, took you home and obviously likes you. But at the same time, her boys have told her repeatedly that shagging a guy on the first date is poor dating strategy.

Marry: 7
I see upside here. Roadblocks could be an awkward attachment to her guy friends and she eats too much of her fridge stash. That or if she’s over 30, she might have a case of Peter Pan syndrome.

Boil your Bunny: 3
Though we all have our breaking point, I can’t see a girl who caught wild bunnies as a kid growing up to boil them.

6Medium, Dating, Female, Mustbang, Relationships, Love, Food, Cocktails, Drinks, Beer, Humor,

Fridge Analysis

Stonehill,

I have been out with with this girl a few times and finally managed to get a shot of her fridge. I was only able to get this shot, without her catching me. She is a MILF who is going through a divorce, the jury is still out on the level of her craziness so I am hoping you can shed some light on it for me. Should I be running yet? Thanks for the help, bro!

-Brad

Stonehill Analysis

Brad,

Right off the bat, I’m excited for you. (And your penis) If this MILF is going through a divorce, she wants nothing more than to rock your world, and further justify that whatever problems she had in her marriage, it was her husband’s fault and he was a total dick.

So don’t run yet. At least not til she shags you so much, you can’t run, just limp.

Now lets see what else our MILF fridge tells us…

Even if she drinks beer, there’s enough here that she clearly wants to make her guy comfy. She even bought a variety pack to cover all the bases, from lager to stout. (Smart chick :) Plus, I’m making the assumption that her kids are not drinking age: if she was knocked up as a teenager, her fridge would probably be held together with duck tape.

Her fridge also tells me that she’s doing okay financially, and looking for better things from you than money. This is backed up by the fact that she’s buying only name brands: Philadelphia, Kraft, Silk and French’s are all Stonehill-approved: (though I’m a Gulden’s man myself).

One red flag is on the 3rd shelf from the bottom…is that a freakin’ wine box?? If so, that reinforces you’re in for a sprint, not a marathon. The women I know don’t drink their wine from cardboard. I mean, 2-Buck Chuck comes in a bottle. You’re clearly not dealing with a culture queen here.

Now, with a kid in the house, there’s a serious lack of quality kid food. I mean, where’s the Hawaiian Punch? The Smuckers Jelly? The Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup, the Log Cabin??? This MILF seems way uptight with her kid, which brings her up to Level 3 on the Wackpack Warning System.

This is crap news for Junior, but great news for you…uptight, conservative women are the biggest freaks in the bedroom. Scientific fact.

If you meet her kid, sneak him a box of Twinkies, and tell’m to hide it under his bed. That way, he’s on your side, and has another excuse to stay in his room and away from his mom’s door when you shag her.

So set up camp and rest well tonight soldier. You have long battles ahead. And rest you must. You and your cavalry are going to need it.

Fridge Dating Scorecard

Shag on first date: 9.9
I don’t believe in 10’s, but this is a slam dunk on a 6 foot hoop. She needs to cure I’ll-Never-Get-Laid-Again syndrome and anything short of a seizure won’t blow this one.

Marry: 0.1
The poor girl is going through a divorce, don’t even think about it. And as she’s practically thinking like a guy right now, that’s the last thing on her mind.

Sleeping with the Enemy: 3
She’s got bigger bunnies to boil, starting with her ex-husband’s.

6Medium, Mustbang, Female, Dating, Love, Relationships, MILF, Food, Drink, Humor, Funny, Refrigerator,

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