Fridge Post #22


  Lisa just moved from NY to LA, and sent me her fridge pix.  To switch up the format today, Lisa and I hopped on the phone to discuss her fridge. Here are some highlights…
  
  -Stonehill


Lisa
What’s the difference between dating in LA and NY?

Stonehill
Dating is basically the same anywhere.   I truly believe you find your own.  A change of scenery can do you some good, but the fact is, whatever issues you have in one city, they’ll follow you to the next.

Lisa
No differences in people? 

Stonehill
Do you believe in stereotypes?

Lisa
Religiously.

Stonehill
Okay, here’s 2…
1. LA Women are Hot.  But NY Women are Beautiful.
2. LA women dress like NY women.  They just wear the outfits when they’re 20 years older.

Lisa
Number 1, love.  Explain number 2.

Stonehill
Take a pair of camouflage cargo pants.  They’re worn by a 20 year old model in Williamsburg.  They’re worn by a 40 year old mom in Beverly HIlls.

Lisa
Thank God I left my pair in NY. 
(Jumped ahead)
And what’s my fridge pix tell you?  I think I’m nervous.

Stonehill
Don’t worry, I have soft hands. The fridge model tells me you decided to rent.

Lisa
Yeah, I wanted to see if I liked it out here first.

Stonehill
Smart.  Obviously, this mindset affects your dating.  You don’t have roots here and still open to men from other cities.

Lisa
True.  Though I hope I like it here and decide to stay.

Stonehill
Well, there are a lot of great restaurants here.  You clearly eat out most of the time.

Lisa
Like every night.  How do you know?

Stonehill
Helen Keller can feel her way through this one. You have nothing to make a meal and hardly any condiments for takeout. You’re probably busy with work, and trying to discover your new favorite places.

Lisa
Go on.

Stonehill
You’re life looks a bit more hectic and stressful than you expected.

Lisa
I feel like you’re my shrink.  Why?

Stonehill
Your fridge is kind of a shithole.

Lisa
(Laughing)
Can I blame my assistant?  I’m so embarrassed.

Stonehill
Don’t be!  It’s good to know how we come across to people.  Always be yourself, just be your best self.

Lisa
What else?

Stonehill
That Zucchini in your freezer.  Has it been that long?

Lisa
(Laughing)
Not even going there.

Stonehill
Well, with 2 bottles of vodka and vino, you’re prepared.

Lisa
I was a Girl Scout.

Stonehill
It shows. Now, your spending habits are some of the strangest I’ve seen.  You have generic brands for your seltzer and peanut butter, yet expensive bottles of perfume.  You’re consciously trying to save money where you can, but you’re used to an upscale lifestyle and can’t budge on certain fronts.

Lisa
My Grandma taught me.  Never compromise on smell.

Stonehill
Go Grandma.  Lastly, you’re in shag shape.   You’re watching calories via the diet soda, almond milk, seltzer and that cream cheese substitute, which must taste like an albino turd.

Lisa
On a toasted bagel, slightly better.  Okay, dating scores, please.

Fridge Dating Scorecard  (on scale of 1 to 10)

Bang on first date: 7.5
I’m going high on the bang front.  The bottle of wine, 2 bottles of vodka and frozen zucchini tell me you’re good to go.

Marry: 5
I’m going middle of the road on this one.  You have the courage to move to a new city, and have a fruitful career, but you’re also in the midst of transition, with perhaps 1 too many balls in the air.

Boil your Bunny: 4
Your fridge tells me you’re too busy to boil bunnies right now.  That said, not sure what those C batteries are for, which raises a red flag.
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Fridge Post #22


  Lisa just moved from NY to LA, and sent me her fridge pix.  To switch up the format today, Lisa and I hopped on the phone to discuss her fridge. Here are some highlights…
  
  -Stonehill


Lisa
What’s the difference between dating in LA and NY?

Stonehill
Dating is basically the same anywhere.   I truly believe you find your own.  A change of scenery can do you some good, but the fact is, whatever issues you have in one city, they’ll follow you to the next.

Lisa
No differences in people? 

Stonehill
Do you believe in stereotypes?

Lisa
Religiously.

Stonehill
Okay, here’s 2…
1. LA Women are Hot.  But NY Women are Beautiful.
2. LA women dress like NY women.  They just wear the outfits when they’re 20 years older.

Lisa
Number 1, love.  Explain number 2.

Stonehill
Take a pair of camouflage cargo pants.  They’re worn by a 20 year old model in Williamsburg.  They’re worn by a 40 year old mom in Beverly HIlls.

Lisa
Thank God I left my pair in NY. 
(Jumped ahead)
And what’s my fridge pix tell you?  I think I’m nervous.

Stonehill
Don’t worry, I have soft hands. The fridge model tells me you decided to rent.

Lisa
Yeah, I wanted to see if I liked it out here first.

Stonehill
Smart.  Obviously, this mindset affects your dating.  You don’t have roots here and still open to men from other cities.

Lisa
True.  Though I hope I like it here and decide to stay.

Stonehill
Well, there are a lot of great restaurants here.  You clearly eat out most of the time.

Lisa
Like every night.  How do you know?

Stonehill
Helen Keller can feel her way through this one. You have nothing to make a meal and hardly any condiments for takeout. You’re probably busy with work, and trying to discover your new favorite places.

Lisa
Go on.

Stonehill
You’re life looks a bit more hectic and stressful than you expected.

Lisa
I feel like you’re my shrink.  Why?

Stonehill
Your fridge is kind of a shithole.

Lisa
(Laughing)
Can I blame my assistant?  I’m so embarrassed.

Stonehill
Don’t be!  It’s good to know how we come across to people.  Always be yourself, just be your best self.

Lisa
What else?

Stonehill
That Zucchini in your freezer.  Has it been that long?

Lisa
(Laughing)
Not even going there.

Stonehill
Well, with 2 bottles of vodka and vino, you’re prepared.

Lisa
I was a Girl Scout.

Stonehill
It shows. Now, your spending habits are some of the strangest I’ve seen.  You have generic brands for your seltzer and peanut butter, yet expensive bottles of perfume.  You’re consciously trying to save money where you can, but you’re used to an upscale lifestyle and can’t budge on certain fronts.

Lisa
My Grandma taught me.  Never compromise on smell.

Stonehill
Go Grandma.  Lastly, you’re in shag shape.   You’re watching calories via the diet soda, almond milk, seltzer and that cream cheese substitute, which must taste like an albino turd.

Lisa
On a toasted bagel, slightly better.  Okay, dating scores, please.

Fridge Dating Scorecard  (on scale of 1 to 10)

Bang on first date: 7.5
I’m going high on the bang front.  The bottle of wine, 2 bottles of vodka and frozen zucchini tell me you’re good to go.

Marry: 5
I’m going middle of the road on this one.  You have the courage to move to a new city, and have a fruitful career, but you’re also in the midst of transition, with perhaps 1 too many balls in the air.

Boil your Bunny: 4
Your fridge tells me you’re too busy to boil bunnies right now.  That said, not sure what those C batteries are for, which raises a red flag.
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Fridge Post #22

Lisa just moved from NY to LA, and sent me her fridge pix. To switch up the format today, Lisa and I hopped on the phone to discuss her fridge. Here are some highlights…

-Stonehill

Lisa
What’s the difference between dating in LA and NY?

Stonehill
Dating is basically the same anywhere. I truly believe you find your own. A change of scenery can do you some good, but the fact is, whatever issues you have in one city, they’ll follow you to the next.

Lisa
No differences in people?

Stonehill
Do you believe in stereotypes?

Lisa
Religiously.

Stonehill
Okay, here’s 2…
1. LA Women are Hot. But NY Women are Beautiful.
2. LA women dress like NY women. They just wear the outfits when they’re 20 years older.

Lisa
Number 1, love. Explain number 2.

Stonehill
Take a pair of camouflage cargo pants. They’re worn by a 20 year old model in Williamsburg. They’re worn by a 40 year old mom in Beverly HIlls.

Lisa
Thank God I left my pair in NY.
(Jumped ahead)
And what’s my fridge pix tell you? I think I’m nervous.

Stonehill
Don’t worry, I have soft hands. The fridge model tells me you decided to rent.

Lisa
Yeah, I wanted to see if I liked it out here first.

Stonehill
Smart. Obviously, this mindset affects your dating. You don’t have roots here and still open to men from other cities.

Lisa
True. Though I hope I like it here and decide to stay.

Stonehill
Well, there are a lot of great restaurants here. You clearly eat out most of the time.

Lisa
Like every night. How do you know?

Stonehill
Helen Keller can feel her way through this one. You have nothing to make a meal and hardly any condiments for takeout. You’re probably busy with work, and trying to discover your new favorite places.

Lisa
Go on.

Stonehill
You’re life looks a bit more hectic and stressful than you expected.

Lisa
I feel like you’re my shrink. Why?

Stonehill
Your fridge is kind of a shithole.

Lisa
(Laughing)
Can I blame my assistant? I’m so embarrassed.

Stonehill
Don’t be! It’s good to know how we come across to people. Always be yourself, just be your best self.

Lisa
What else?

Stonehill
That Zucchini in your freezer. Has it been that long?

Lisa
(Laughing)
Not even going there.

Stonehill
Well, with 2 bottles of vodka and vino, you’re prepared.

Lisa
I was a Girl Scout.

Stonehill
It shows. Now, your spending habits are some of the strangest I’ve seen. You have generic brands for your seltzer and peanut butter, yet expensive bottles of perfume. You’re consciously trying to save money where you can, but you’re used to an upscale lifestyle and can’t budge on certain fronts.

Lisa
My Grandma taught me. Never compromise on smell.

Stonehill
Go Grandma. Lastly, you’re in shag shape. You’re watching calories via the diet soda, almond milk, seltzer and that cream cheese substitute, which must taste like an albino turd.

Lisa
On a toasted bagel, slightly better. Okay, dating scores, please.

Fridge Dating Scorecard (on scale of 1 to 10)

Bang on first date: 7.5
I’m going high on the bang front. The bottle of wine, 2 bottles of vodka and frozen zucchini tell me you’re good to go.

Marry: 5
I’m going middle of the road on this one. You have the courage to move to a new city, and have a fruitful career, but you’re also in the midst of transition, with perhaps 1 too many balls in the air.

Boil your Bunny: 4
Your fridge tells me you’re too busy to boil bunnies right now. That said, not sure what those C batteries are for, which raises a red flag.

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