Fridge Post #21


  Stonehill,
  
  I’m back in the online dating game. I’ve just been too busy with work and haven’t met anyone lately.
  
  Here’s the fridge of Katie. We just spoke on the phone, had a good convo and I asked her to send me a pic of her fridge. She laughed her ass off when I told her about your blog and sent me the attached.
  
  What do you think? Should I take her out???
  
  -Ed


Stonehill Analysis

Ed,

Unless this girl has frozen heads in her freezer, you’re in a place right now where you should go out with her, along with everyone you can.  I say this because dating is like a muscle and you have to exercise it.

If you don’t, then you’ll treat every date that comes along as a bigger deal than you should, and your dates will smell that, not a good smell.

That said, the more you know about her, the better.   Diving into her fridge, ‘sex’ comes to mind.  It’s Latin for 6, and she’s got 6 qualities I dig right off the bat…

She’s Environmentally conscious

Her source of water is the Brita Dispenser.  It’s a solid brand and cuts down on plastic.  As her fridge is an upscale model, this decision is not all about economics.

She’s Healthy

The baby carrots, Romaine (which is easy to cut up into a salad), cherry tomatoes, almonds and Greek yogurt all spell nutritious.   That, combined with her lack of junk food, tell me her online picture is accurate.

The last thing you want is your online date looking like they just chomped on Violet’s gum in Willy Wonka.

She’s Social

You buy a whole watermelon to entertain or take it to a friend’s BBQ.  (And there’s no Tupperware to store fresh cut fruit)  This is a good thing.  You want a partner with an active social life.  The best relationships are the ones in which a boyfriend or girlfriend adds to someone’s social circle, instead of replacing it.

She’s Fun

Who doesn’t love a girl who’s ready to open a bottle of wine cause it’s 5 o’clock somewhere?  As each bottle is different, it spells social, not serio.

She’s Adventurous

The chick’s got a collection of pumpkin juices.  I mean, who has that?  She’s definitely into trying what’s outside the norm.  (I smell threesome ;)

She’s saucy

Sam the Butcher has less frozen meat.  Nothing’s universal, but I do find that women who love their meat, love their men.

Bottom line, it’s time to get back in the game.  You need some AB’s, and fortunately for you, Katie looks like great batting practice.  From what her fridge tells us, she can be a serious keeper.   (Tell her I said so, and thanks for being a sport ☺)

Fridge Dating Scorecard  (on scale of 1 to 10)

Bang on first date: 8
With that much wine and meat, the only thing that can make this chick more sexual is a glass vibrating egg.

Marry: 6
This girl’s got potential: she seems well rounded, with a lot going on in her life.  Her fridge does look a bit chaotic, so she probably has a bit of chaos in her life as well.

Boil your Bunny: 5
With 5 bottles of wine (and a meal locker) on standby, anything’s possible, but I wouldn’t sound the alarm here.  The freezer messiness bumps her up another point though.
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Fridge Post #21


  Stonehill,
  
  I’m back in the online dating game. I’ve just been too busy with work and haven’t met anyone lately.
  
  Here’s the fridge of Katie. We just spoke on the phone, had a good convo and I asked her to send me a pic of her fridge. She laughed her ass off when I told her about your blog and sent me the attached.
  
  What do you think? Should I take her out???
  
  -Ed


Stonehill Analysis

Ed,

Unless this girl has frozen heads in her freezer, you’re in a place right now where you should go out with her, along with everyone you can.  I say this because dating is like a muscle and you have to exercise it.

If you don’t, then you’ll treat every date that comes along as a bigger deal than you should, and your dates will smell that, not a good smell.

That said, the more you know about her, the better.   Diving into her fridge, ‘sex’ comes to mind.  It’s Latin for 6, and she’s got 6 qualities I dig right off the bat…

She’s Environmentally conscious

Her source of water is the Brita Dispenser.  It’s a solid brand and cuts down on plastic.  As her fridge is an upscale model, this decision is not all about economics.

She’s Healthy

The baby carrots, Romaine (which is easy to cut up into a salad), cherry tomatoes, almonds and Greek yogurt all spell nutritious.   That, combined with her lack of junk food, tell me her online picture is accurate.

The last thing you want is your online date looking like they just chomped on Violet’s gum in Willy Wonka.

She’s Social

You buy a whole watermelon to entertain or take it to a friend’s BBQ.  (And there’s no Tupperware to store fresh cut fruit)  This is a good thing.  You want a partner with an active social life.  The best relationships are the ones in which a boyfriend or girlfriend adds to someone’s social circle, instead of replacing it.

She’s Fun

Who doesn’t love a girl who’s ready to open a bottle of wine cause it’s 5 o’clock somewhere?  As each bottle is different, it spells social, not serio.

She’s Adventurous

The chick’s got a collection of pumpkin juices.  I mean, who has that?  She’s definitely into trying what’s outside the norm.  (I smell threesome ;)

She’s saucy

Sam the Butcher has less frozen meat.  Nothing’s universal, but I do find that women who love their meat, love their men.

Bottom line, it’s time to get back in the game.  You need some AB’s, and fortunately for you, Katie looks like great batting practice.  From what her fridge tells us, she can be a serious keeper.   (Tell her I said so, and thanks for being a sport ☺)

Fridge Dating Scorecard  (on scale of 1 to 10)

Bang on first date: 8
With that much wine and meat, the only thing that can make this chick more sexual is a glass vibrating egg.

Marry: 6
This girl’s got potential: she seems well rounded, with a lot going on in her life.  Her fridge does look a bit chaotic, so she probably has a bit of chaos in her life as well.

Boil your Bunny: 5
With 5 bottles of wine (and a meal locker) on standby, anything’s possible, but I wouldn’t sound the alarm here.  The freezer messiness bumps her up another point though.
ZoomInfo

Fridge Post #21

Stonehill,

I’m back in the online dating game. I’ve just been too busy with work and haven’t met anyone lately.

Here’s the fridge of Katie. We just spoke on the phone, had a good convo and I asked her to send me a pic of her fridge. She laughed her ass off when I told her about your blog and sent me the attached.

What do you think? Should I take her out???

-Ed

Stonehill Analysis

Ed,

Unless this girl has frozen heads in her freezer, you’re in a place right now where you should go out with her, along with everyone you can. I say this because dating is like a muscle and you have to exercise it.

If you don’t, then you’ll treat every date that comes along as a bigger deal than you should, and your dates will smell that, not a good smell.

That said, the more you know about her, the better. Diving into her fridge, ‘sex’ comes to mind. It’s Latin for 6, and she’s got 6 qualities I dig right off the bat…

She’s Environmentally conscious

Her source of water is the Brita Dispenser. It’s a solid brand and cuts down on plastic. As her fridge is an upscale model, this decision is not all about economics.

She’s Healthy

The baby carrots, Romaine (which is easy to cut up into a salad), cherry tomatoes, almonds and Greek yogurt all spell nutritious. That, combined with her lack of junk food, tell me her online picture is accurate.

The last thing you want is your online date looking like they just chomped on Violet’s gum in Willy Wonka.

She’s Social

You buy a whole watermelon to entertain or take it to a friend’s BBQ. (And there’s no Tupperware to store fresh cut fruit) This is a good thing. You want a partner with an active social life. The best relationships are the ones in which a boyfriend or girlfriend adds to someone’s social circle, instead of replacing it.

She’s Fun

Who doesn’t love a girl who’s ready to open a bottle of wine cause it’s 5 o’clock somewhere? As each bottle is different, it spells social, not serio.

She’s Adventurous

The chick’s got a collection of pumpkin juices. I mean, who has that? She’s definitely into trying what’s outside the norm. (I smell threesome ;)

She’s saucy

Sam the Butcher has less frozen meat. Nothing’s universal, but I do find that women who love their meat, love their men.

Bottom line, it’s time to get back in the game. You need some AB’s, and fortunately for you, Katie looks like great batting practice. From what her fridge tells us, she can be a serious keeper. (Tell her I said so, and thanks for being a sport ☺)

Fridge Dating Scorecard (on scale of 1 to 10)

Bang on first date: 8
With that much wine and meat, the only thing that can make this chick more sexual is a glass vibrating egg.

Marry: 6
This girl’s got potential: she seems well rounded, with a lot going on in her life. Her fridge does look a bit chaotic, so she probably has a bit of chaos in her life as well.

Boil your Bunny: 5
With 5 bottles of wine (and a meal locker) on standby, anything’s possible, but I wouldn’t sound the alarm here. The freezer messiness bumps her up another point though.

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