Check Their Fridge has scoured the world for fridges, and what they reveal about our dating lives.
Our latest stop is the Netherlands. I teamed up with journalist Jill Waas and leading Dutch magazine, Grazia, to peek into the fridges of NL’s up and coming stars.
First up is Dutch heart-throb, Geza Weisz: http://tinyurl.com/my959yb. Checking his fridge, here’s what the ladies should expect on the dating front…
There’s an old expression…if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.
There’s a new expression…if he looks like a stud and has the fridge of a stud, he’s probably a stud.
Throw in the fact that Geza’s made out with half the chicks in Amsterdam, and it’s a safe bet ‘stud’ is what we’re dealing with here. Does he need to shave that cheesy stache on his upper lip? Naturally. But there’s no denying he’s one desirable dude.
Now, lets layout the 4 Stonehill standards of stud-dom and see if his fridge provides back up…
1. Good Looking
Geza’s famous, so we already know this. What most of us don’t know is that he’s looking good on the inside as well. I’m not a doctor (to my family’s dismay), but I do know a daily dose of fruits, veggies and almond milk is a good thing. Throw in fish and we have one healthy diet on our hands.
Now, I’m not sure if the Chiquita Banana song made it to the NL, but in the US, it taught us: “Don’t put your bananas in the refrigerator, you wont be happy when you come back later”. I don’t why Geza’s chilling his little yellow friends, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re for smoothies.
For his long-term potential, what we put in our body will eventually show in our face. Geza’s downing some quality ingredients, and thus upping the odds his birthday suit will be a good look for him down the road.
2. Life of the Party
For most of us, one bottle of Bombay Sapphire is enough. For Geza’s late-night soirees back at his place, he’s got two. With a bottle of Grey Goose to provide back up, the odds are we have a serious host on our hands. (And in case you male readers didn’t know it, Pelligrino is like catnip for women)
Now, I’m a guy who loves whiskey, but there’s a smart strategy to Geza’s getup. Gin and Vodka are rarely served solo, so he can show off his bartending skills. If you think a handsome bloke mixing drinks doesn’t get the ladies, see Tom Cruise in Cocktail.
3. Big Bucks
Lets face it…ladies love rich guys. (Whether or not they’re a douche is a case-by-case basis)
There are a couple of indicators that Geza is making moola:
He has high-end brands. Bombay Sapphire and Grey Goose are in the luxe category, as is Pelligrino for sparkling water. Plus, for his other groceries, he’s buying only name brands over generics. Generics have gotten better over the years, and one here or there is fine, but all generics = a red flag.
He has a high-end fridge model. It’s not a Sub Zero or Viking, but it is a Liebherr, stainless steel and in the upper echelon of cost.
4. A Man about Town
Geza has a well-stocked fridge, though few ingredients to make a meal and few condiments for takeout Thus, it’s a logical conclusion he eats most meals out.
On the condiment front, he can do better than those freebie packets. I mean, dude, you got looks and fame, time to toss that wasabi and ginger.
Outside of fueling his healthy lifestyle, his fridge’s main mission is to chill drinks. The man can also kick up an impressive breakfast, a killer date move. The last time I saw eggs this big was in Jurassic Park.
When it comes to dating, nothing is black and white. (Unless we’re talking Oscar Pistorius) But when we start adding up clues, we can decipher a pattern and you can look for these patterns in your date’s fridges as well.
For example, can we know with certainty that Geza cares for the environment? No. But he does buy PFanner, which is all about fair trade: and that’s a clue he’s buddies with Mother Earth.
Fridge Dating Scorecard
Shag on 1st Date: 9.5
He gets a girl back to his place, it’s a layup.
He has tasty booze, which is the perfect pre-rec to making some bad decisions. Plus, he’s got shareable snacks, that’s Fridge Dating 101. (Sharing food creates a level of intimacy and gets the gears rolling)
In addition, the way he’s eating and exercising, he’s in it to win it. Throwing in his hard body, good luck ladies. You just might be powerless.
He’s got qualities I like to see in a life partner…
He’s taking care of himself and if you can’t put your best foot forward when you’re single, you’ll probably look even worse when you’re married.
Geza is also a good host, another asset to Matrimony Manor.
A red flag is I don’t see a sign he wants to settle down. He’s probably a social butterfly and a man about town. This is great for fun, but not for finality. The guy’s young, he should be living like this.
He just needs to be honest with who he’s shagging. As long as he’s open, that’s great. A guy that lies to get a girl in bed = a major dick.
Sleeping with the Enemy: 3.5
This is one neat, organized fridge. That’s a good sign he has his shit together.
He’s also eating healthy, and exercise is nature’s Prozac.
He does have plenty of booze though and more butter than I’ve ever seen in a man’s fridge. I’m not sure if Last Tango in Paris is his favorite movie, but he might be taking a lesson from Marlon Brando on that front ☺.